*going Undercover As A Straight Guy* Uh Yeah My Name Is, Um... Dick Love Lady

Honk shmimimi fighting crime shoooo mimimi

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

i hate you all (chapter posted)

as soon as i turn on the tv we make the last out of the 4 hr half inning and proceed to have the dumbest half inning of 2025. i’d like to formally apologize to everyone

i used to draw front facing fish a fair bit until SOMEONE (@hal8001) told me that i’m basically drawing vaginas on important papers

i love it when fish are like

only good boys get to wear the toga praetexta

we need to bring back togas for public jobs. no not those fuckass lawyer and judge togas I want to wear an actual roman toga to work. yes with the cunty purple stripe

Hey bbg I think I’m a Latin compound word because I want to take (you on) a dative

@hal8001

I WAS TRANSLATING THE AENEID AND GOT TO NIMBŌ AND I WAS LIKE BRANDON IS THAT YOU???

I'm gonna cry why does it look like he's being microwaved

don't talk to him he's angry.

are you calling me old and/or a freaky possessive old man

Hi I’ll be thinking about this specific frame for hours…

Lance “trying” to hold back his husband’s silly antics as an excuse to cuddle him in front of everyone…Fernando GRIPPING Lance’s knee and bicep…Lance’s massive grin as he wraps around him…Nano’s tongue peaking out in concentration to kick, completely unbothered by their close contact…

THEY ARE SO IN LOVE WHAT IS IN THE AIR IN AUSTRALIA??