Only Good Boys Get To Wear The Toga Praetexta

they rlly let everyone celebrate before reviewing the call huh 😭

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...

compilation

OPENING DAY IS POPPING MY PERSONAL BUBBLE RN

i’m in this picture and i don’t like it

sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

as soon as i turn on the tv we make the last out of the 4 hr half inning and proceed to have the dumbest half inning of 2025. i’d like to formally apologize to everyone

me: we really need to get this done… please work with me… come on…

my brain:

my brain: OH MY GOD! TODO LO MALO ÉCHALO PÁ’ALLÁ! OH MY GOD! DAME SALUD Y PROSPERIDAD🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

if anyone’s ever wanted to fall in love with baseball using only reblogs:

i watch baseball for the side quests

update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks

missing tags feels like such a rookie mistake bc i’m just trying to do my thing and all of a sudden alpha!adley rutschman died in a fire and the entire seattle mariners ensemble is getting freaky at the funeral

FATALITY

just realised ive never posted my favourite lance video....