Rise Ramblings #325

Rise Ramblings #325

So, we also know that this boy is bad at basketball.

Rise Ramblings #325

Like, really bad.

Rise Ramblings #325

Yeah, th-that was just terrible.

But, it made me think.

How is this ninja scientist so bad at this game? It’s just hand-eye coordination, after all.

I mean...

His shots aren't terrible, but they just bounce right off the hoop/backboard. It's almost as if he's aiming at a target-

Rise Ramblings #325

So, wait. What’s the difference between basketball and pizza darts?

Rise Ramblings #325

...the arc. Arcing the ball requires a light hand. In other words, it requires restraint.

I believe, that Donatello has great aim, but is terrible at restraint because, when he tries to toss something, it misses the mark.

But, when he throws something...

Rise Ramblings #325

it’s deadly.

More Posts from Kitsune-fox-55 and Others

1 year ago

Feminist fantasy is funny sometimes in how much it wants to shit on femininity for no goddamned reason. Like the whole “skirts are tools of the patriarchy made to cripple women into immobility, breeches are much better” thing.

(Let’s get it straight: Most societies over history have defaulted to skirts for everyone because you don’t have to take anything off to relieve yourself, you just have to squat down or lift your skirts and go. The main advantage of bifurcated garments is they make it easier to ride horses. But Western men wear pants so women wearing pants has become ~the universal symbol of gender equality~)

The book I’m reading literally just had its medievalesque heroine declare that peasant women wear breeches to work in the field because “You can’t swing a scythe in a skirt!”

Hm yes story checks out

Feminist Fantasy Is Funny Sometimes In How Much It Wants To Shit On Femininity For No Goddamned Reason.

peasant women definitely never did farm labour in skirts

Feminist Fantasy Is Funny Sometimes In How Much It Wants To Shit On Femininity For No Goddamned Reason.

skirts definitely mean you’re weak and fragile and can’t accomplish anything

Feminist Fantasy Is Funny Sometimes In How Much It Wants To Shit On Femininity For No Goddamned Reason.

skirts are definitely bad and will keep you from truly living life

Feminist Fantasy Is Funny Sometimes In How Much It Wants To Shit On Femininity For No Goddamned Reason.

no skirts for anyone, that’s definitely the moral of the story here

1 month ago

Clone Wars playing the imperial march every time Anakin is mildly inconvenienced will never not make me laugh.

1 year ago

There idiots I love them

Thinking about the time the entire batfamily accidentally came across the same body

The image depicts the bat-family on the roof of a fancy building. There's a dead cop laying on the ground and the family is in a circle around him. From left to right we have Damin as Robin, Barbara as Batgirl, Jason as Red Hood, Bruce as Batman, Dick as Nightwing, Tim as Red Robin, and Steph as Spoiler. They are all looking down like they're not sure that to do. Tim have his hands on his hips. Damian, Barbara, Dick and Steph have their arms crossed on their chest. Jason and Bruce are just standing there.

Just them sharing one brain cell <3

Again, in this image everyone is wearing their hero costumes. From left to right, Tim, Steph, Damian (who is looking down at the body), Barbara (who is looking at Tim), Dick and Jason.  
Tim has a slightly frown and is saying "Maybe this was a trap for one of us..."
Barbara says: "But the trap wouldn't work for all of us?"
Dick says: "I caught the Riddler doing something like that once."
Jason says: "So did I!"
There's another text bubble, but this is from Batman, who is off panel: "Or maybe we have to allow for the genuine possibility of..."
Again, they are all in costume. 
Batman jumped in the middle of the group and it's now crouching down. 
Damian threw his hands up in exasperation, he says "Oh, it's a test!"
Steph changed into an attack position as a reflex for being surprised by Batman's sudden appearance. "No, it's a murder!" she says.
Barbara looks unsurprised and have her arms crossed on her chest. She says "Wait, is this, like, an intervention?"
"For who?" Steph asks.
"Could be for any of us, really" Tim says, one hand on his hips and the other gesticulating broadly. 
"Why would we need an intervention?" Jason asks, he has a gun on his hands and it's also in attack position, much like Steph he was surprised by Batman's sudden appearance.
This time the angle is changed. We see everyone in the bat-family leaning to see the body. Batman is closer, crouching down to inspect the crime scene, on his right is Damian and on his left is Steph. Behind them, standing up, is Jason, Barbara, Dick and Tim.
Dick: And no one has tried to kill us yet.
Bruce: Cause of death?
Dick: Wait, is this a test?
Barbara: We're all thinking it.
Dick: Did you set this up?
Tim: Like a "who gets to be Batman" when you're done?
Steph, almost whispering: I don't want to be Batman.
The panel changes, and this time we see Bruce turning his head to give Dick a stern look.
Dick: Okay, okay. For a second it felt like a test.
Bruce: It is.
Dick: I mean, from you. Not God.
Bruce: Robin, start the cursory investigation.
The panel changes again. This time we have Damian closer to the body, and behind him Barbara, Jason, Tim and Batman are standing up. 
Barbara: Careful for traps.
Jason: Careful for Joker triggers.
Tim: I would like to go a whole day without talking or thinking about the Joker.
Damian: Too late. 
Bruce: Focus. Who killed Detective Dungeon?
Jason is holding a burner phone on his right hand. Connected to the phone there's a cable that leads to an electronic thing. 
Jason is looking at someone off panel. He says: I hacked his crap phone. No Cynthia Markus listed. His last call was to... Hold on... oh, pizza.
The panel changes, Damian is crouched down looking at a crumpled paper, he is scowling. Damian says: Pizza's still on his shirt. Great detective work, Jason. Why doesn't the Commissioner Gordon like this detective? Hold on, this warrant is so weird.
The panel changed again. In the background we can see several tall buildings, all lighten up. Even at night, Gotham doesn't sleep. 
In the front we have Tim, Barbara and Jason. 
Tim and Barbara are talking.
Barbara is gesticulating with her hands, and she's saying "That's not Killer Croc smell. That's Downtown Gotham smell.
Tim has a hand on his chin, like he's thinking. He says "No, that smell is more fishy with a more mildewy--"
Barbara interrupts him "I don't smell Killer Croc"
Jason is looking up at something off panel, he says in a serious tone "We're being watched"
1 year ago

Mordin Solus breaking out in Modern Major General in the middle of a random, run of the mill Normandy conversation will forever be one of my favorite moments in gaming.

1 year ago

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

1 year ago

Obsessed with tiktoks of high school girls doing Steve Harvey cosplay. My favorite genre of video tbh

2 years ago

One of my favourite things about Mori and Fyodor projecting onto Dazai is that they keep thinking he's exactly like them when... no??? He's not???? At all??????

Idk maybe I interpret Dazai differently but while Mori and Fyodor are clearly Dazai-foils, I just can't see them as really all that similar.

Sure, strategy-wise, they have a lot in common. They're also all relatively unbound by such things as morality and have few close people - feeling lonely for the most part.

But what gets me is... Mori does what he does because he is an ambitious leader. Fyodor does what he does because he has an ambitious dream. Both are after a way to make the world/city better according to their visions and are prepared to go about darker means to achieve this.

Dazai... doesn't really have any ambitions? They all have eerily similar lines of thinking and ways of dealing with and manipulating situations and people, but their emotional cores are completely different.

Dazai is not ambitious. Dazai is empty. What's more, he's kind of lazy and only really motivated to take action on someone else's requests/orders - otherwise he's actually a really passive character imo. He took orders from Mori in the mafia, only intervened in the DHC because Chuuya got mad, and left the mafia and helps people in the present day because he made a promise to Odasaku. All his strategizing and planning is retaliatory, rather than proactive like Mori or Fyodor. I think the only time we see Dazai planning proactively is in Beast, but even then, that's not some lofty vision for the world/city, that's a desperate plan to save one single person.

This is a huge part of the reason why I think Dazai's threats to kill Mori and take over as the boss were complete bs. Why would he want that? That's more responsibility. I don't see why he would have any desire to lead the mafia outside of Beast.

But because Mori expects Dazai is just like him, and this is something he would do in that situation, he accepts it, putting him and Dazai in this uncomfortable stalemate where neither has complete power over the other. So it has a tactical purpose, yes, but it's far from ambitious.

What's more, Mori and Fyodor are shown to have no compunction with sacrificing people like pawns, even people close to them. Logic wins out, at all costs. Dazai is not good at sacrificing. He's selfish. Once he has something or someone, he's loathe to let it go. If he is significantly close with someone, emotion will actually win out in the end (Odasaku). Dazai is afraid of loss.

So, yeah, they are all amoral brilliant strategists who are isolated from most other people but their motivations are completely different. In all actuality, I think Mori and Fyodor have a lot more in common on that note than Dazai ever did.

7 months ago

please learn how to code

like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

3 months ago

Tumblr Code.

1 year ago

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