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so real 4 that

Dave: i downloaded this vehicle

John: what do you mean?

Dave: well my mate dirk has this hella good 3d printer

Dave: so he hacked the toyota mainframe and downloaded this here hilux

Dave: and then it was just a matter of printing

John: you downloaded this vehicle?

Dave: yes

John: that’s stealing!

Dave: hows it stealing

Dave: i made an exact copy

Dave: i didnt steal anything from anyone

John: you took potential profits from Toyota!

Dave: i wasn’t going to buy a hilux either way

Dave: theyve lost no profits

Dave: this hurts no one

John: … that’s actually quite a good argument for online piracy.

Dave: i pirated this vehicle

John: what about those ads that say “you wouldn’t download a car”?

Dave: well it turns out

Dave: given the chance

Dave: yes

Dave: yes i would

Dave: i would download a car

Dave: and i did

Dave: at the first opportunity

gas leak wednesday

TG: why is nobody talking about how it straight up smells like pdfs in here

AA: i dont know how to explain it, but this is so true!

TT: Gas leak.

-- board closed due to inactivity --

-- turntechGodhead [TG] opened up a new board at 16:15 --

TG: update there is actually a gas leak in my house

yresjh

John: don't forget to be really stupid and weird at school, or work, or simply in the comfort of your home today

this is the truth

No matter what happens in the polls today, Vriska won the war. No other character could unite so many people to vote against them out of sheer spite. She's always going to be the real Tumblr Icon and no one can take that from her.

no sburb beta earth au where dave "microcelebrity" strider suddenly gains a big following on the internet after a spike of people discover his sbahj comics online when a screenshot of one goes particularly viral and turns into a [top text/bottom text] meme and some hipsters are like "woah,, this is actually some really avant garde stuff". when he's churning these out sitting in the bathroom stall at school once a day during lunch period. so then he gets REALLY popular and then inevitably gets cancelled at some point when a communications/poli sci major reads one of his comics and then types up a whole memo board explaining how sbahj is actually neo-conservative propaganda written as part of a conspiracy to undermine the 2008 obama presidency. and there's a whole rage war since the memo board was written really convincingly with red arrows and circles drawn around sweet bro's head and everything and dave hasn't made any public statements about it and also no one actually understands what sbahj is about. so threads are being written up about this and people are like emailing death threats to each other over it and someone even tries to doxx him and then manages to find out he lives in texas and some people start actually taking the whole thing seriously because He's From Texas (never mind the fact it's houston). meanwhile dave just started his midterms and he has to focus because he actually cares about school and his future and so he takes a short "hiatus" which people freak out even more over because they take it as him backing away due to the allegations online. and then after winter break dave comes back and opens up a q&a for his 169th "bro wee ar doign it wee ar making it hapen" special and at some point after a barrage of questions in his inbox (q: was "swety bro and hela jeff crassh on the freway" inspired by a real car accident you were in? a: i don't own a car / q: what job do you have in real life? a: unemployed but i pick up roadkill off the street sometimes / q: who did you vote for in the 2008 primaries a: i didn't) someone finally has the bright idea to ask "hey how old are you" and he replies "i'm 13" and all hell breaks loose.