Sero: They're married.
Denki: Prove it.
Sero: *calling out* Bakugou-kun?
Katsuki and Eijiro : hah?
Krishima: who was your gay awakening? mine was crimson riot. i would do anything to suck his dick.
Bakugou: you were my gay awakening.
Krishima: ... well now i just feel bad :(
Bakugou: So what’s for dinner?
Kirishima: *staring at the food he just burnt* Regret.
*kiri lying on top of katsuki*
Bakugou: you're heavy as fuck, shitty hair
Kirishima: do you want me to move??
Bakugou: no *look away flushed*
kirishima: hey bakubro, we need more halloween candy.
Bakugo: but there's only been like four kids?!
Kirishima: yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.
Bakugou: shitty hair, be careful
Kirishima: haha come on I always am
kirishima:*turns and immediately walks into a wall*
Kirishima: hey guys !!! sorry, i'm late. I was busy doing things
Bakugou: *behind him smirking mockingly* i'm things
Bakugou: This is the asshole who dared to tell me that being gay isn't a choice.
Bakugou: You're right, being gay isn't a choice!
Bakugou: It's a competition, and I'm winning!
Bakugou: *gesturing to a flustered Kirishima* Have you SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?! HAH?!
OMG it's definitely something kiri would have
this:
Bakugou: wtf Kirishima, what the fauck is this?
Kirishima: *he poses like a model* you like them? They are limited edition AND HAVE LACES
Bakugou: *laugh* they are shit
Kirishima: *insulted*
Kirishima: *gets down on one knee*
Bakugou: it's finally happening.
Kirishima: *ties his shoelaces*
Bakugou: He finally stopped wearing crocs.
Kirishima: Kiss me if I’m wrong but do you happen to be an only child..?
Bakugo: yeah...I am an only child.
Kirishima: 🧍♂️
Kirishima: I forgot about that haha. I meant kiss me if I'm right.
Bakugou: i can't believe this
Kirishima: what?
Bakugou: that you'd do this to me
Kirishima: what did i d–
Bakugou: you're being cute and idk if i want to punch you or kiss you because of it and i'm too gay to handle this right now, so you to stop.