Bakugou: Ei, we have to talk about-
Kirishima: i'm pregnant!
Bakugou: -this afternoon's training. what the hell?
Kirishima: i panicked
bakugou: You annoy me.
(..)
Bakugou two days later: Hey, shitty hair...can you forget what I said the other day about you annoying me ? I think I said that because I'm starting to develop a crush on you so sorry about that....A and fuck off
Mina: When Bakugou gets married, are you going to cry?
Kirishima: Obvious. Every groom cries at his own wedding
(in the training area)
Sero: Okay, okay, look at the biggest important and focus. You can do it, bro
Kirishima: Okay.
Sero:
Sero: Why are you looking at Bakugo's butt?
Bakugo nervous, but trying not to show it: Tomorrow at 7 o'clock . I'll come pick you up. [walks away]
Kirishima, a little flustered: Did he just ask me out on a date?
Denki: I think it was more of a statement... ?
kirishima: this is my ex-boyfriend, Bakugou
Bakugou: stop introducing me like that...
Bakugou: i’m her husband
Kirishima: name a way to be nice to others.
Bakugou: don’t kill them.
Kirishima: setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.
Bakugou: *bursting into the room with energy he rarely shows*
Kirishima : *confused* What's up with you? Is everything okay?
Bakugou: You've been home for an hour and a half! And not once, not ONE time, have you tried to cuddle me, and it's pissing me off. I want you to cuddle me now Kirishima!
Kirishima: why are you looking at me like that?
Bakugo: i want to kiss your stupid face
Kirishima: *flinches* wha—WHAT?!?!
Bakugo: *leans in and gives him a peck*
Kirishima blushing & panting nervously: YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT AND DO IT RIGHT AFTER!!!!
Bakugo: just look at me, shitty hair
Kirishima: are we boutta kiss rn?
Bakugou: we are at our wedding.
Bakugou: you have beautiful eyes
Kirishima:*panicking* o-oh thanks blasty, i need them to see