unsub: oh man you’re gonna need therapy for all the trauma you’ll have once i’m through with you, asshole
hotch: joke’s on you man, i already have enough trauma to last me three lifetimes
rossi: no, hotch, we’ve discussed this
The partner piece to Imperceptible Movements, where Emily and Aaron are just too painfully obvious.
And the one time that they weren’t.
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Derek
There were some benefits to profiling that Derek has used to his advantage over the course of his career. His experience in criminal psychology translated to simpler psychoanalysis - assessing whether or not his sisters were in a foul mood based on how many times they sighed in one family dinner, choosing his line at the coffee shop based on how disgruntled the cashier was acting that morning, picking his moments to swing by Penelope’s desk with their favorite Thai food when a case hits her closer to home than she would ever admit.
However, there were times where he wished he could stop his initial reflex of dissecting a person’s behavior, instinctually aware of the motivations behind their actions - especially when said person is his partner.
Even more when his said partner is dating their boss.
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jj: any cute things to call your partner?
prentiss: sugar
hotch: honey
prentiss: flour
hotch: egg
prentiss: 1/2lb butter
hotch: stir
prentiss: pour into pan
hotch, high-fiving prentiss: preheat to 350 degrees
when my wips ask where I'm at:
Jack + Aaron Hotchner
it's like mulder yelling for scully this entire episode
spencer reid - intj: the architect
elle greenaway - enfj: the giver
aaron hotchner - istj: the inspector
jennifer jareau - infp: the mediator
derek morgan - entj: the commander
penelope garcia - enfp: the champion
jason gideon - isfj: the protector
emily prentiss - intp: the thinker
david rossi - estj: the director
ashley seaver - isfp: the artist
alex blake - infj: the advocate
matt simmons - istp: the crafter
kate callahan - estp: the persuader
tara lewis - esfj: the caregiver
luke alvez - entp: the debater
(the titles of the mbti types don’t fit exactly, but i feel like the descriptions of the types do fit)
AARON HOTCHNER + THE GREY SHIRT
Hotch and Prentiss doing what they do best: looking at each other while standing in a room full of people💘That little smirk on her face though😏
she’s literally the love of my life, what else can i say