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prentiss, no

– a book written by david rossi, co-authored by jennifer jareau, spencer reid and penelope garcia. introduction written by erin strauss. includues excerpts from the prequel “prentiss, calm down” written by aaron hotchner

do also enjoy the feisty counter argument, “prentiss, yes!” written by derek morgan

hotch: you guys have written … fanfiction about us?

morgan: it’s not about you

prentiss: the main characters are two police officers names aarya and emilio

morgan: okay so it’s a little about you, but relax, it’s not like anyone here has read any of it

jj: i’ve read it. i think it’s well written. morgan has quite the nuance for subtle characterization

garcia: i’ve read one story. i’d be more concerned with morgan’s fixation of aaron’s – excuse me, emilio’s arms than anything he has ever written about well … aarya

hotch: has anyone else written about us?

reid, slowly raising his hand: unlike morgan, i stay away from the mature stuff becuase, that’s too weird since we’re friends, but i do write stories about when you two will finally admit your feelings

rossi: reid’s is really good, but i prefer the fics where hotch realizes his feelings before emily

strauss: enough! i don’t want to hear anything more about this fanfiction, from this moment, there will be no more reading or writing about any of my agents. is that understood?

the bau: yes, ma’am

garcia, as soon as strauss has left: rossi, tell us more about your fics

for every "🌹" received in my inbox i'll post one random sentence of a random WIP i'm currently writing

jj: any cute things to call your partner?

prentiss: sugar

hotch: honey

prentiss: flour

hotch: egg

prentiss: 1/2lb butter

hotch: stir

prentiss: pour into pan

hotch, high-fiving prentiss: preheat to 350 degrees

delusional post for s18:

to give the cm writers a chance to finally right their wrongs, emily dates a 6’2 prosecutor with huge hands and has a son from a previous marriage and is partial to designer ties and recently acquired reading glasses 👀

maybe he sometimes texts her in the morning or at night when he knows she’s working a case or smth and can’t take a phone call idk

pick up what i’m putting down, writers. pick. it. up. ✍️

Bastian Pastewka and Anke Engelke, Germany’s most popular comedy duo. I love them so fucking much. Their friendship!! >>>>>>>>>>

safe to say that I'll never recover from charlie lastra

Emily: There’s this guy on my team. He won’t listen, thinks he knows best.

Dave: Oh, you have an Emily.

Aaron: Definitely an Emily.

Emily: What? No. I’d know if he was an Emily.

Aaron: Did he directly disobey an order, and then look at you like you were in the wrong?

Emily:…

Emily: Damn it I have an Emily. I’m so sorry, Aaron.

Aaron: Ah it’s ok. I love you, so you mostly got away with it.

die nummer war aber auch heftig 😂

LOL: Last one laughing -  Staffel 2

Pastewka: *betritt den Raum* Chaos: *bricht aus*