I need a fic where Nico attempts to explain his sexuality to Hazel without realising that she's even more bewildered by modern-day terminology than he is
Nico: Hazel... I'm gay. Hazel: Are you sure? Because you seem kind of depressed, actually. Nico: Nico: Hazelβ
some similar conversations would include:
Percy: There's no excuse for homophobia! Hazel: Why would you be afraid of homo sapiens? Percy: ??? Piper: Hey, Hazel, are you queer? Hazel: Well, I'm a demigod. Of course I'm queer. Piper: *meant lgbtq* ...what? Hazel: *meant weird/peculiar* What? Frank: Hazel, you're an ally, right? Hazel: *offended* Did you think I might be a Nazi? Frank: What? No, Iβ Hazel: Are you a Nazi?! Frank: No! No, ofβ Hazel: *dramatically swoons*
i'll tell you what, its really cute
Odysseus at the end of the vengeance saga with no context:
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor
Joel Smallishbeans genuinely horrifies me. He plays Minecraft so much. He plays Minecraft maybe too much. In the latest castle video he made a whole ass kingdom and a masterpiece and got SURPRISED when everyone else present started going "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???" He has an addiction. A problem. If he doesn't make megabuilds and show everyone how cool his building skills are he'll die. Please send him well wishes at this difficult time (he has not gone outside in years) ((he only plays minecraft))
Sorry for not posting like at all lol! I donβt really have an excuse, but anyway, the first two are bsd characters and the second is a oc me and my friend made at the start of the summer. Iβll try to post more for my one follower lol
I'm not saying I want Jimmy, Scar, and Joel to die tragically, but Gem and Lizzie have made a pact to become allies if both their teams die and I really want to see that duo in the finale.
first pass at the bam designs