This
Stanford needs someone who wint ask questions, he's in deep shit. Elbows deep in shit...and this injury is something he can't handle himself.
Thankfully Fiddleford knows a cousin who knows a friend who knows a guy who is some shady alley doctor, Stanford isn't convinced especially when rumours circulate that this guy is some sort of classic-horror crazy doctor but he's desperate enough...
Imagine his surprise when the man removes his mask to reveal Ford's own face looking back at him.
(Or: Stanley becomes a doctor through illegal means, he's actually good at it but has been asked to do a lot of questionable jobs that messed with his head a little.
Stanford can be a Dr but he'll need a medical doctor to continue if he wants to survive Bill)
I use reverse flirting where I subtly hint i don't like you. Apparently I'm not good at either.
Every time someone interacts with me, I get so fucking exited, yet everytime I interact on this website (especially with moots) I will either make it anonymous or just not send it 😭
Like I want friends so ba why do I do this to myself 😭😭😭
May have just sent a irl friend my account oopsie 😭
I feel for you, recently lost a cat to cancer :(
Attention gravity falls enjoyers! I am opening emergency writing commissions because my cat needs meds and I’m poor!
I can write anything Gravity Falls-centric; AU, ship, NSFW, etc. I’m an English Lit masters student and I type 105 words per minute; you will have quality work within just a few days of commissioning and it’s for a very good cause 🥺
Deets under cut
I will charge 1 cent per word, with a $10 minimum. So:
1,000 words for $10
5,000 words for $50
10,000 for $100
For NSFW, there will be a price increase. Expect it to go to 2 cents per word, but we can negotiate specifics on a case by case basis.
I will accept commissions until I reach $150 to cover cat med costs.
If you want an example of my writing, check out my work on AO3, linked on my profile!
And here’s some pics of my scrungly old lady
Oops I just binged 4 books in a week, guess I'm in a new fandom now.
Story time: when I was in 3-5 grade my grade would have "playground wars" where two opposing view points would fight. The whole grade would be involved in this and it was like really deep. My favorite was the robot one because I was a spy... For both sides. Twords the end I just made my own team but even then I was double siding. My second favorite was the light and dark sides (the dark was the good side and light was evil) this was probably the most roleplay kind of one. I remember being the leader of the dark team for a little and I was winning! We had meetings at the HAM lunch table which only HAM kids went to since it was after recess and everyone elses was before. I'm pretty sure In one of the wars I wars I got kicked out of my side so I just made a third side, but I couldn't convince anyone to join it so I just kind of stopped playing. Most wars lasted atleest two weeks.
Why not
i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other
This is how I take notes for story's, and then I wonder why my writing is shit.
— — — —
-wakes up human.
-*panik*.
-oh shit what do i do. -
haha this isnt real. -that fucking newt
-but actually wtf do i do
-im in gravity falls
-fuck fuck fuck fuck
-THAT FUCKING NEWT
-gets hit bye a car
~~~~~~
-ford fineds his half-dead body
~~~~~~
-fuck fuck fuck
-murder
-i allmost died
-exstitinial crisis
-bathroom breakdown
-exstitintial crisis pt2
-its fine
-evhill
-ending ig
Get reblogged mf @caffeinated-object
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