The Company: So What's For Dinner?

The company: So what's for dinner?

Bombur: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

The company: ...

Gloin: Is it soup?

Bombur: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Dwalin: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Bombur: Wow, you're soup-per mean

Thorin: STOP

*one hour later*

The company: It's fucking roast beef?!?!?!?

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1 month ago

I can’t😭 as an elder sibling myself I too have harassed my dear little brother under a weapon was drawn. Little rat -3-

Canon! Farin Is Implied To Have An Older Sister So Here's My New OC Orin!

Canon! Farin is implied to have an older sister so here's my new OC Orin!

Canon! Farin Is Implied To Have An Older Sister So Here's My New OC Orin!
Canon! Farin Is Implied To Have An Older Sister So Here's My New OC Orin!
2 months ago

The real treasure was the Bofurs we made along the way

Bofur You’re Standing Where
Bofur You’re Standing Where
Bofur You’re Standing Where

bofur you’re standing where

2 months ago

Bold of you to assume it’s a toy sword 😂

Baby Frodo Because He’s Everything, Okay I Have Art School Business To Attend To, Good Night Everyone

Baby Frodo because he’s everything, okay I have art school business to attend to, good night everyone 😘

1 month ago

Writing Tips Master Post

Edit: Some posts may be deleted

Character writing/development:

Character Arcs

Making Character Profiles

Character Development

Comic Relief Arc

Internal Conflict

Character Voices

Creating Distinct Characters

Creating Likeable Characters

Writing Strong Female Characters

Writing POC Characters

Building Tension

Writing Grumpy x Sunshine Tropes

Writing Sexualities/Gender

Plot devices/development:

Intrigue in Storytelling

Enemies to Lovers

Alternatives to Killing Characters

Worldbuilding

Misdirection

Consider Before Killing Characters

Foreshadowing

Narrative:

Emphasising the Stakes

Avoid Info-Dumping

Writing Without Dialogue

1st vs. 2nd vs. 3rd Perspective

Fight Scenes (+ More)

Transitions

Pacing

Writing Prologues

Dialogue Tips

Writing War

Writing Cheating

Writing Miscommunication

Writing Unrequited Love

Worldbuilding:

Worldbuilding: Questions to Consider

Creating Laws/Rules in Fantasy Worlds

Book writing:

Connected vs. Stand-Alone Series

A & B Stories

Writer resources:

Writing YouTube Channels, Podcasts, & Blogs

Online Writing Resources

Outlining/Writing/Editing Software

Writing Translation Software

Writer help:

Losing Passion/Burnout

Overcoming Writer's Block

Fantasy terms:

How To Name Fantasy Races (Step-by-Step)

Naming Elemental Races

Naming Fire-Related Races

How To Name Fantasy Places

Ask games:

Character Ask Game #1

Character Ask Game #2

Character Ask Game #3

Miscellaneous:

1000 Follower Post

Writing Fantasy

Miscommunication Prompts

Variety in Sentence Structure (avoiding repetition)


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2 months ago

Bilbo called baby dwobbit Frodo “Petal”

And Thorin called him his “Pebble”

You’re welcome


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1 month ago

Guys I can’t take it. The whole holiday…

No forge room, no work shop. None of my tools.. all I can do it sit and design things I can’t make. This is hell? I’m in hell..

Soon I’ll be leaving the coast and heading back up into the mountains to see my family and I know it’s going to be either broiler hot up there or frozen to the core of the earth since there is no in between.. but at least then I can work some stone and maybe do some gold prospecting and have a hunt..

(I doubt my dad will take me gold panning :< coz he won’t want to split the findings-3- silly choice because my back is younger and I can hew a rock as well as anyone)

Anyway. I doubt I’ll do much of anything productive beside some archery and sit there yearning to be back in my workshop…

I’m excited for that first good breath of mountain air though :D but I don’t want a holiday, I want to keep working D:


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2 months ago
Papa Bilbo And His Dwobbit Son, Frodo Halfstone - Son Of Thorin - Son Of Thrain

Papa Bilbo and his Dwobbit son, Frodo Halfstone - Son of Thorin - Son of Thrain


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1 month ago
Hello, This Is A Picture I Drew Of Me Drawing A Picture Of Myself 👍🏻

Hello, this is a picture I drew of me drawing a picture of myself 👍🏻

Yes that is just a sticker of Kilis stupid little face.

Anyway I’m gonna go shower and clean my room at midnight because I’m well adjusted like that


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