Doomfist Must Have To Deal With A Lot Of Shit In Talon Between Everybody. Like A 7 Foot Tall HR Manager.

Doomfist must have to deal with a lot of shit in Talon between everybody. Like a 7 foot tall HR manager. Could we get sone interractions reflecting this?

I love Beleaguered Manager Doomfist so much you don’t even know. 

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Doomfist: I always love hearing about your side projects, Sombra, what are you up to these days?

Sombra: Oh I keep myself busy. You hear about the mysterious disappearance of that Axiom hedge fund manager and all of her assets?

Doomfist: ...I must admit, I have not.

Sombra: Exactly.

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Doomfist: So... how is your list coming along?

Reaper: *snarling scoff*

Doomfist: I’m not saying there’s a deadline, I’m just wondering about your progress.

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Moira: I must say, this organization seems put to right now that Vialli isn’t around to obsess over every penny. 

Doomfist: Ideology must always come first, Moira, I know we can agree on that. Though I must ask, does the R&D department really need six different acid tubs?

Moira: Incompetent labtechs must be made example of--er--I mean it’s very important to my research.

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Sigma: I deeply appreciate my new accommodations, Mr. Ogundimu, and I don’t mean to intrude, but I don’t know who else to ask about this and there seems to be a consistent issue with a lack of coffee stirrers in the break room. I don’t know who keeps using them all, but--

Doomfist: ...you literally can create angular velocity with your gravity powers. You can stir with your mind.

Sigma: Yes, but it’s the principle of it---and I find the gesture calming.

Doomfist: *sigh* I’ll look into it.

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1 year ago

Look, I know we in the Snapedom always talked about Severus as this genius prodigy and all that. We take a hollow comfort in his mastery of potions. He might be a lonely spy. He might not be able to have friends that he didn’t lie to half the time. But maybe he could be at peace while brewing some potions for the medical wing.

But this is sad Snape AU o’clock, so think about this:

As an overworked professor swamped with the mundane work of grading essays and supervising classes, does Severus still have the time to be a genius? To study, research, and innovate?

And if what some have theorised is true, and Severus for one reason or another didn’t publicise his research, imagine his feelings as his school-day discoveries were slowly found out by others and publicised by them.

Imagine him finding out the Ravenclaw that ranked just a bit under him in potion was now in Alaska, working with an international potion organisation to study the property of a rare magical herb in there.

Imagine him having to make the nth batch of headache potion. Gritting his teeth because he knew he could've done better than this.

Imagine him being so tired, stressed, and uninspired that even when he's on break he couldn't maintain any productivity.

Severus who tried to brew a high level potion or write a paper, but failed again and again.

Imagine a burnt out Severus.

Severus who wanted to be a DADA teacher because he couldn't even care about potion anymore.

Severus who lost his passion.

1 year ago

I CANNOT get over @asexualzoro​‘s headcanon that Brook doesn’t know who or what the Pirate King is and so I just.

I CANNOT Get Over @asexualzoro​‘s Headcanon That Brook Doesn’t Know Who Or What The Pirate King
I CANNOT Get Over @asexualzoro​‘s Headcanon That Brook Doesn’t Know Who Or What The Pirate King
I CANNOT Get Over @asexualzoro​‘s Headcanon That Brook Doesn’t Know Who Or What The Pirate King
I CANNOT Get Over @asexualzoro​‘s Headcanon That Brook Doesn’t Know Who Or What The Pirate King
I CANNOT Get Over @asexualzoro​‘s Headcanon That Brook Doesn’t Know Who Or What The Pirate King
I CANNOT Get Over @asexualzoro​‘s Headcanon That Brook Doesn’t Know Who Or What The Pirate King
I CANNOT Get Over @asexualzoro​‘s Headcanon That Brook Doesn’t Know Who Or What The Pirate King
I CANNOT Get Over @asexualzoro​‘s Headcanon That Brook Doesn’t Know Who Or What The Pirate King

brook ride or die ready to commit regicide for his captain

6 months ago
In Which Minerva Is Just A Little Jealous Suspicious
In Which Minerva Is Just A Little Jealous Suspicious

in which minerva is just a little jealous suspicious


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1 year ago

I just had a GALAXY brain idea, Rincewind says that his mother ran away before he was born, right, which ISN’T POSSIBLE

… if she’s cis. 

1 year ago

Overwatch designers: Astrophysicists like Siebren de Kuiper wear cool ass heavy-duty lab coats while they're working with math for some reason

Me, an intellectual who was a physics major for one (1) semester: You know damn well Siebren de Kuiper spent a majority of his time working in khaki shorts and tshirts with shitty physics puns while in a constant state of looking like he woke up 5 minutes ago

1 year ago

Coco Headcanons

It’s hard to see that the gangly youth is her grandpa. But sometimes Victoria could see glimpses of an old man in his eyes. Which would snap back into his cheerful chatter the moment he realizes Victoria is staring. 

Looking so young, most of the Rivera women dotes on him. Especially Elena after joined them and gave him a talking to. But when it comes to dealing with their peers that are being forgotten, Hector is their guide and rock. 

When they got a problem that’s out of their league, Hector always knows a guy (who may or may not be dabbling in something illegal or is annoyed at him).

Hector once helped Oscar and Felipe with a physics problem with his experience of driving a minivan off the flower bridge. All said in casually chipper tones.

Rosita and Victoria would glance at each other every time Hector would tease Imelda. It reminds them too much of how Coco would sweet-flirt Julio even after they’re married.

Hector once told them the time he was recruited into an archaeological expedition in the Land of the Dead after he unintentionally became an expert in trying to dig his way out of the Land of the Dead and into the ground below the flower bridge. (He wasn’t able to scale the other side of the bridge because he was caught before he could try the climber’s ice axe.)

No one would say it but they all agreed Imelda became more relaxed and smiled more often when Hector became part of their home.

The one time Hector’s anger (at everything that had happened) reared its ugly head, they knew they should’ve seen it coming. Yet not one of them were prepared for it.  

He didn’t shout. Nothing. He just left. Imelda, who didn’t know yet what’s his deal, tracked him down to Shantytown and demanded to know what’s going on. Hector kept saying he needs space to think. But Imelda’s confrontational attitude boxed him into the corner, that’s when it came tumbling out.

Everyone felt helpless when Imelda and Pepita returned with no Hector. Just when everything was going so well. 

1 year ago
The Enterprise’s Menu!  From Lora Johnson’s Mr Scott’s Guide To The Enterprise (1987)

The Enterprise’s menu!  From Lora Johnson’s Mr Scott’s Guide to the Enterprise (1987)

5 months ago

More recent WHA art!!!! + other stuff ^_^

More Recent WHA Art!!!! + Other Stuff ^_^
More Recent WHA Art!!!! + Other Stuff ^_^
More Recent WHA Art!!!! + Other Stuff ^_^
More Recent WHA Art!!!! + Other Stuff ^_^
More Recent WHA Art!!!! + Other Stuff ^_^
More Recent WHA Art!!!! + Other Stuff ^_^


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1 year ago
An Analysis Of The Straw Hats’ Devil Fruits! I Just Think Its Cool How They’re All Based Around Being

An analysis of the straw hats’ devil fruits! I just think its cool how they’re all based around being human :) This is meant to be a part two of this analysis of this Mera Mera no mi I made a little bit ago.

Thanks so much to @badly-drawn-doflamingo for writing all this with me, they’re so much more eloquent than I am, thank you so much🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Closer pictures and transcription of the text in keep reading

An Analysis Of The Straw Hats’ Devil Fruits! I Just Think Its Cool How They’re All Based Around Being
An Analysis Of The Straw Hats’ Devil Fruits! I Just Think Its Cool How They’re All Based Around Being
An Analysis Of The Straw Hats’ Devil Fruits! I Just Think Its Cool How They’re All Based Around Being
An Analysis Of The Straw Hats’ Devil Fruits! I Just Think Its Cool How They’re All Based Around Being
An Analysis Of The Straw Hats’ Devil Fruits! I Just Think Its Cool How They’re All Based Around Being
An Analysis Of The Straw Hats’ Devil Fruits! I Just Think Its Cool How They’re All Based Around Being
An Analysis Of The Straw Hats’ Devil Fruits! I Just Think Its Cool How They’re All Based Around Being

Hana Hana no Mi Flowers bloom under certain conditions, be it weather, sun or care, and the same can be said for humans. What conditions did it take you to bloom, tears, time or the sun that laughs about you?

Hito Hito no Mi Do we get to choose when humanity blossoms within us, or do memory and choiceful guidance allow us the chance to walk, to run, to flourish as man.

Yomi Yomi no Mi: A chance at life through death, allowing that chance demise to be the seeding place for a continuing promise. Does the hoary earth need more than a body to revive the soul, or should sunlight come by its side?

Nika The heartbeat that carries your dreams beside it’s own humanity creates a hopeful beat. A drumming sensation that allows these two ideals to dance together, discordant like a ball of lightening, snapping and sparking in place. These conduits create the building desire of liberation, opening the heart’s windows to the sun above. What happens when the sun itself becomes filled with that very human need of liberation, when its flames begin to cast new light on our faces.. All you can do is laugh!

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