Incorrect Quotes 51/50

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Diavolo: I'm gay.

MC: Water's wet. Beel is hungry. Levi is hot.

Diavolo: What

MC: Sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things.

Leviathan blushing furiously: Did you say I'm hot?

Satan (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

Incorrect Quote 20/50

[At Mammon's funeral]

Lucifer: Can we have a moment alone with our dear brother?

Other demons: Yeah of course.

Satan, to mammon: Alright listen fucker, we know you aren't actually dead.

Mammon: *opens eyes* no shit! But how else would I get the witches to leave me alone?

Asmodeus: MC has been crying in their room for the past hour because they think you're dead, you monster.

Incorrect Quotes 5/50

MC: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Satan: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when you double over in pain because you broke your hand and he bends over to ask if you're alright, kiss him.

Belphegor: Stab him.

Mammon: Dump him.

Beelzebub: I can throw you at him?

Leviathan: Kick him in the shin.

Diavolo: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Imagine (Hizashi Yamada):

Once you meet eyes with your soulmate, you can both see color. You just transferred from America back to Japan after five years be a teaching assistant for Aizawa and your life exploded into colors when you met his friend, the eccentric music teacher.

(Imagine below the cut)

 Getting into the school took longer then you would have liked.

You were stopped every five minutes by excited fans on the way to the airport, and once in the Japan airport, you were ambushed by more fans.

You loved your fans, you really did.

But it was too much on your first day when you just wanted to get over the jetlag.

The weekend was nice and quiet, so when you got to U.A, you were surprised by the amount of energy that your students had when you stepped into the room.

The morning went by without a hitch thank god, and then it was lunch break.

 You were shown to the breakroom by Aizawa, who then climbed into a bright yellow sleeping bag to take a nap.

When the blond pro hero bursts through the door, you just about have a heart attack.

After he apologizes for scaring you, you finally meet eyes with the excitable pro, and suddenly you can see.

Your world explodes into color and you both freeze.

Aizawa mumbles something along the lines of ‘finally they’re quiet’ but neither of you notice.

The two of you are two busy drinking in the colors around you.

Finally Hizashi snaps out of it and his grin widens until you’re worried he’s going to hurt his face.

He’s all over you in seconds, asking question like ‘what’s your favorite animal and your name’ 

After exchanging questions, answers and numbers, the two of you promise to meet after school for your first date.

You can easily hear Hizashi from next door as he excitedly yells to your students that he found his soulmate today.

Incorrect Quotes 40/50

Satan: *sharp intake of breath* you young homosapien with X Y chromosomes

Solomon, not used to this: What?

MC, whispering: He's saying "BOI" but in scientific terms

I was cackling throughout this post. Everyone else go home, this one wins.

OM! Brothers with an odd wake up call

it’s 3:22 am idk what this is but i hope ya like it

cringe, cussing, and gn!mc

Lucifer

It was the morning after your arrival when you went to Lucifer’s study and asked if you could wake his brothers up

“Go ahead.”

He didn’t think much of it until he heard the sound of pans smashing against each other and a song being played

“I’M TIRED OF Y’ALL BITCHES IN THIS HOUSE- Y’ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND”

What in the Devildom is the human exchange student doing?!

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! GET- THE- FUCK- UP-!”

He stepped out of his office only to find you running through the halls, smashing pans, and singing- no- screaming at the top of your lungs

“I DON’T GOT NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ Y’ALL! Y’ALL AIN’T NEVER GONNA SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ ME!!”

Lucifer quickly put a stop to your antics before one of his brothers tried to kill you

You were dragged into his office and lectured for exactly 1 hour and 27 minutes

He hates it when he hears the sound of you screaming random words he doesn’t understand

It got worst when Levi started to join you

Great, now I have two idiots to lecture

Mammon

That morning of your first wake up call, he had just gotten home from the casino to find Lucifer chasing the human who was screaming and clanking pans

“What the fu-“

Needless to say, you left a pretty good impression on him. He had a great laugh as you were dragged by Lucifer into his office for a long lecture

It was funny until he got a taste of your wake up call

“It’s Wednesday, my dudes!”

What is the human doing shouting in the hallway?

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

He opened the door and saw you. With goggles on?

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

You kept screaming. He saw Satan opening the door down the hall, a dark aura surrounding him

He pulled you inside his room and called you an absolute idiot

Mammon now uses your wake up calls as a distraction for when he steals from his brothers

Leviathan

He was awake when you first did your wake up calls and found it to be hilarious because he understood the memes

Although, he was rather surprised when you asked to borrow his loud speaker for another one of your wake up calls

Eager to see your next chaotic wake up call, he lent it to you

“You know you gotta do the cooking by the book, you know you can’t be lazy!”

A children’s song? Oh wait-

“BREAK IT DOWN, BITCH! LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP-“

He was howling with laughter as you violently screamed the lyrics

He was also reprimanded by Lucifer for “giving MC a speaker to scream a vulgar song”

Levi always joins in whenever you do a wake up call, even if he gets lectured

Satan

Right off the bat, he absolutely despised your wake up calls

He was so invested in a beautifully written novel when he heard,

“IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY?! YES! A REALLY GOOD BOOK!”

That’s true but would you sHUT THE FUCK UP-

If it weren’t for Lucifer’s and Mammon’s interferences, you would’ve been dead already

Then he noticed how much Lucifer hated your wake up calls

He stands to the side every time you get Lucifer worked up because of your screaming

And he absolutely adored that one time you ran away from Lucifer while yelling,

“I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!”

He’s on the borderline of hating and loving your antics

Asmodeus

“This SCREAMING isn’t good for my SKIN!” Asmodeus screeched at you. How ironic

Your odd antics always wakes him up from his beauty sleep and he hates it

“AND THERE WERE ROOMMATES!!”

No- no, nOT AGAIN-

“OH MY GOSH! THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!”

Levi?! You too?!

There is nothing he hates more than when it’s morning and he hears your voice

He honestly hates your voice

Beelzebub

He was... So utterly confused when he hears you screaming for the first time

If anything, he was concerned and checked up on you

But Lucifer has already snatched you away to lecture you

Every time he hears your wake up calls, he always checks up on you to see if you’re alright

He was especially concerned when he heard you scream,

“I smell like beef... I SMELL LIKE BEEF!!”

“I-I don’t? Where’s the beef-?”

He’s genuinely worried about your yelling, try not to do it so often

Belphegor

His first time hearing your wake up calls was up in the attic

He was... Extremely confused.

First of all, that doesn’t sound like any of his brothers. Second of all, what the fuck is happening?

Nowadays, he usually sleeps through your loud wake up calls

On rare occasions, he’ll watch with Satan as you and Levi get chased by Lucifer

Incorrect Quote 9/50

Satan: Let me see what you have

MC: A knife!

Satan: Okay, have fu-

Lucifer: NO

Asmodeus (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

MC: I'm so happy I could kiss you!

Leviathan: umm...neat lmao

[ later ]

Leviathan, laying face down in the bathtub: I can't believe I said "neat lmao"! They probably think I'm not interested and they are going to hate me forever!

Leviathan: It's just like that anime "I fell in love with my best friend but I accidentally keep on turning down their love and affection because I'm too insecure and I project into fictional characters in an unhealthy amount", but without the love interest showing love towards the main character part....

Leviathan: It's not like MC would be interested anyways. They probably just said that to pity me.

Lucifer: *idly turns book page* Don't beat yourself up, Levi. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I said when Diavolo confessed his love to me?

Levi: You thanked him, right?

Lucifer: *closes book and stares off in the distance* I thanked him....