[At Mammon's funeral]
Lucifer: Can we have a moment alone with our dear brother?
Other demons: Yeah of course.
Satan, to mammon: Alright listen fucker, we know you aren't actually dead.
Mammon: *opens eyes* no shit! But how else would I get the witches to leave me alone?
Asmodeus: MC has been crying in their room for the past hour because they think you're dead, you monster.
A patch of your skin is stained black and turns to the color of your soulmate's eyes when they first touch you. Meeting a devil for the first time was already scary, so when a second one appears? You run. Of course, that doesn’t go as planned now does it.
(Imagine below the cut)
Walking alone back home after being at the collage library with your best friend all day should have been easy.
Key word: should.
So when you realize you’re being followed, you discretely tell Tsukasa to go ahead and you’d catch up.
She doesn’t question you, too wrapped up in the fact that she’ll be seeing that man -Anzai she called him- again.
You wait until she’s out of view, and then like the dumbass you are, you turn around and call out to whoever had been following you to let them know you knew they were there.
After not seeing anything for a hot minute, you assume that the person had decided to leave you two alone, so you turn to go catch up with your friend.
Yeah no that was a mistake.
Once your back is turned, you hear a low growl, and then the breath is knocked out of you.
A furious looking man had jumped on you and knocked you to the ground.
You think for a minute ‘oh fuck, this is how I die’ as his fanged mouth descends towards your neck.
But then someone else with long white hair kicks the man off of you and engages in a very dramatic fight with him.
You can see the glimpse of the second man’s single red eye, so you know that whatever the first man was, the second one is too.
That knowledge is enough to make you bolt the second you realize that the second man had successfully knocked out the firsts, and has turned to you.
Of course you can’t outrun him, but it’s the thought that counts right?
“Hey wait up! I just want to make sure you’re okay!”
His words make you falter, and that brief moment of hesitation lets him grab you by the arm to make you stop running.
“I promise I’m not going to hurt you! His voice is soft, and his visible eye is wide as he looks you over.
His gaze stops at your forearm where he had grabbed you, before slowly travelling back up to meet your eyes.
“Is there any chance you were like that before I grabbed you?”
You realize what he’s talking about when you look down, only to see that there’s a handprint in the shade of his eye on your wrist.
“Holy shit I found you.”
If it works I'll do it-
How do you guys get Ur and Ur+ cards in the free pulls or the 10 pulls?????
I can't spend money on the game so I saved up dp for a 10 pull and I got 3 ssr skill up cards but never once have I gotten a ur card😭
Share your luck pls I just want Levi
The first thing said to you by your soulmate is written somewhere on your body. Your first meeting with team skull goes a little different than you had expected.
(Imagine below the cut)
Your pokemon were tired, and so were you.
You had been travelling to Po Town, and you were unprepared for the rain.
I meant you knew it rained there, but you didn’t realize it was this bad.
Galvantula and Larvesta were not having it.
Your Araquanid was having the time of its life as it splashed in the puddles though at least.
When you finally saw the wall encasing the town you almost cried of happiness.
Finally you could get somewhere dry.
The team skull grunts seemed surprised as to how willing you were to go with them inside to see their boss.
Honestly you couldn’t care less about their boss. Whoever he was.
When they brought you before the white-haired man sitting on the throne-like chair, you nearly laughed.
You shut up real quick when he looked at your Araquanid and opened his mouth.
“That’s a cute bug type, but mine’s better.”
“Wanna bet?”
The two of you were quiet for a minute, processing each other’s words, before the man stood up and laughed.
“Took ya long enough.”
The rest of the team skull members that were in the room were shook when their leader walked over to you and started talking about bugs with you.
MC: *finds a dog*
Lucifer: We are not keeping that.
Satan: We let you keep Mammon
MC: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEE'S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES?
Mammon, confused:... bees???
MC: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES
Mammon: Wait-
Solomon: *approaches them as he shakes a jar of bees*
Mammon: WAIT-
Luke: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective?
Solomon and MC exchange glances:...
Solomon: *gets down on his knees*
MC: *crouches down*
Luke: I will poison all of your food next time I cook.
Looks like an archangel blade from supernatural-
i really don't understand the expression "a double-edged sword" because you get double the sword? that's like, the opposite of a problem???
Diavolo: I'm gay.
MC: Water's wet. Beel is hungry. Levi is hot.
Diavolo: What
MC: Sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things.
Leviathan blushing furiously: Did you say I'm hot?
MC: You are exceptionally quiet today.
Solomon: I walk around like everything is fine.
MC: Are you okay?
Solomon: But deep down
MC: Yeah?
Solomon: inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off and I can't get my stupid boot off to fix it.
MC, after midterms: I want to sleep for like 40 hours.
Solomon: Yeah, you know that's a coma right?
MC:...
MC: God, that sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
~Bnha ~ Devils Line ~ Obey Me ~ Pokemon ~ Yuri On Ice ~ NSFW 18+ ~ Minors DNI ~ Genderfluid ~ 22 ~
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