I Think This Kind Of Hilarity Stems From A Lack Of Feeling.

I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

Today I mistook Kayne for Will Wood.

That got me thinking about all that killing your alternates mess, he got himself into and I thought that Will Wood is the only alternate Kayne couldn’t kill. Because Will just beat him up in his skibidi sigma rizz rap battle and Kayne got so upset that he ate Will’s mike and ran off to some other alternative universe, wiping the humiliation of the minds.

Basically Kayne is the reason why Will don’t remember 2012, yeah, how could we not see it.

i think it would be funny if someone chose to be arthurs left FCU tendon (the pinky flexor thingy)

because its kinda useless now

sorta?

star trek: the next generation + wisdom

you could always go back to your roots

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

Someone else made me what I am.

I want them to hate me for it just as much as I hate them for it.

And we will live in this anger and resentment and they will understand the person they have shaped.

They will recognize that they are not god just because they made something out of my sorrow.

It is an ugly kind of love, for the creation to hate the creator.

It is a beautiful kind of hate, for the creator to love the creation.

The sun bakes the soil.

These days it’s always that way.

Rain? That’s yesterday.

Ways my sister beats the heat:

Ketxup

It’s hot.

The kind of hot that sinks into your eyelashes, weighing them down with your sweat as you take in too much sun.

The hot days never leave.

Stay inside ‘till the AC makes you chilly.

Or go outside, soak up some sun.

Our AC breaks and we get a fan;

Another to join the summer collection on our bottom shelves.

She always forgets to put on sunscreen and comes back in all red. Dad laughs when she hisses at Mom’s touch. Mom applies the aloe-vera cautiously when she yells.

Watch movies in the basement.

(It’s cooler down there)

She gets upset when we turn the tv off for a break.

Mom has ice water for her when she lounges in the living room.

One time she throws a cube or two at me.

I don’t mind, I duck and dash out.

Mom tells me I’m being a tease, stop annoying her.

I laugh with my brother when we get down the hall.

Eat ice cream in the kitchen,

Or with your friends in the town’s square.

There’s a big statue there, A war memorial. We sit in the shade of surrounding trees.

She pretends the people with her are friends.

I drag her away.

She cries when I say we have to get home. Says Mom can wait a little longer. She pouts after I close the door behind her.

Get in the car, get out of here.

Or stay to wait for a breeze.

The ground is always dry here. It was wet back where we used to be, But it’s soaked in the places we’re going.

Sometimes, the days are quieter;

She’s out of the house, Or she’s in a good mood.

But she never leaves.

Just like the hot days.

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“she” refers to my sister in all of the instances it is used

The Steven Universe fandom might be “cringe” and “bad” but imagine a fandom so bad that a bunch of fandom members had ran a scheme to say “if you pay us money, your blorbo will know you’re valid” and the fandom permanently split over a 95 paragraph callout post of these people.

What we’ve gotta understand is that “the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults” and “the modern Internet is abolishing space for children” are compatible phenomena. Neither group is being favoured: the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults (i.e., because grown-up topics aren’t advertiser friendly) and the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for children (i.e., because online communities which consist principally of people who have no money are hard to sell things to). The Internet that contemporary corporate interests are trying to build isn’t a space for anyone – it’s the digital equivalent of an Ikea showroom.

Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji