Innocent Days… I’d Write My Headcanons For Their Childhood But I’m Getting Oddly Emotional About

Game of the year

how to get over somebody

You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

they’re beautiful i’m crying

I would like my Elditrch Horror with a side of Yaoi, please

how would the ROs react if the MC were to randomly sit in their lap, somewhere public like the bonfire party? what about in private?

Assuming this is in the “not quite relationship” stage because I feel like it makes this more fun 😗

Ezra/Elle: Public and private would be about the same. E would put their arms around the MC’s waist or lean their head against their shoulder or back. They would try to contain their mild surprise, but love the comfort that comes with being this close to the MC. 

Oliver: In public, would be pleasantly surprised. This would get some looks that Oliver pretends not to notice. Feels a little proud, and then like a bit of a braggart, and tries to keep his expression neutral. In private would be equally surprised, but might actually dare to ask the MC what exactly they're doing. Desperately hopes they'll do it again. 

Sabine: Public and private are pretty similar. She takes it in stride. Lets her hands fidget by holding the MC’s hand or playing with their hair. If in public, Lets the MC be included in the ongoing conversation, or just lets them take refuge in her lap if not.

Gage: In public, big, shit-eating grin. Beaming. Throws a triumphant glance at Leah. Tilts backward a bit so the MC has room to lean more into his chest. In private, becomes a bit softer. Holds their hand. Closed mouth on their shoulder. Tries to tease but his nerves cause it to fall flat. 

Young Justice Headcanons (season 1)

• Wally, holding Doritos over his eyes: My names Robin! The boy wonder! And I have stupid triangle sunglasses!

• They keep a record of their “holohockey” (Robin came up with the name) games

• After they find out Captain Marvels true age, whenever he steps into the room they’re in, Robin and Wally chant “one of us”

• Since they don’t know Robins secret ID, the team starts calling him random R names: “Hey Rob!” “Wassup Robert?” “Fill me in Roberto.” “Richie! Stop your best friend from eating everything in the fridge!” “No, Rich you can’t fly the bioship.” “Richard! Don’t laugh at Conner.” “GASP! ROCKY! How DARE you accuse me of eating your sandwich!” and so on

• Morbid humor

• The way Conner found out Dicks name, was this one time Artemis yelled “Wally! Stop being such a dick!” And with his superhearing he overheard Robin mutter under his breath, “Little do you know, I AM Dick.”

• Robin and Artemis finishing every story or report with “hashtag, only in Gotham.”

• Kaldur quotes Kermit memes a lot. And I mean a LOT.

• Conner uses the excuse of, “I’m not even two yet!” When he wants to get out of something.

• “Conner, it’s your turn to cook dinner.” “But I’m not even two yet!” “You know wha- FINE!”

• Zatanna and Wally have fights about magic and science. Sometimes at 4am, in the kitchen, which is interrupted by a VERY upset Conner because, “Super hearing. Guys. SUPER. HEARING.”

• When Jason became Robin he had to deal with the team accidentally calling him random R names, only for them to just stare at him for a minute before apologizing. Even Dick called him “Ricardo” once before immediately backpedaling

• The OG team has inside jokes the new members are STILL trying to figure out. Not even Bart knows

• The OG team decided to stick with their schtick of calling Robins random names, but they couldn’t do random R names for Jason because that was Dicks thing, so they resorted to calling him the names of “edgy” characters: “Yo J.D! Where’s Nightwing?” “How’ve you been Nico di’Angelo?” “Alright Malfoy, what’s the plan?”

• After Jason died they could never watch Heathers, because damnit they had called him J.D.

• Nightwing called Tim “Dallas” once after he first joined and broke down in tears in the spot.

Ohueh, I've heard this one before and it always makes my heart unhappy but how would the RO's be in a situation where the MC was being tortured in a separate room from them. (Assuming it's in the room next theirs and they could hear everything.)

Ouch!

Ezra/Elle: Begging, pleading, crying. Please let the MC go, they’ll do anything. 

Oliver: Complete, utter rage. Yelling, screaming, threatening. 

Sabine: Threats. Negotiation. Offers to take the MC’s place. Tries everything she can think of to make them stop.

Gage: Tries to shout to the MC that he’s here and he’s going to fucking murder the people doing this to them. 

PENITENT THIEF AND THIEVING PENITENT

Everyone is a big THIEF 

REVENGE

sory for sending yuo anon hayte

It wasn't even on anon you stupid bitch

how do you always come up with witty responses. will the well one day run dry.

Yeah everyone knows you get worse at something the more you do it.