There’s Always Space For Yet Another Armor Tutorial, Right? (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

I admire how, unlike other internet celebrities, your fans' toxicity is directed at you and not to the general public. Truly the opposite of swifties

Kinda like a self-eating snake. These fuckers want my blood.

Fjdjd the scenarios where ollie fights annoying ppl make me laugh cuz i imagine my ollie scout to walk to the fight and while the person is getting punched theyre like "yeah, how about you think bout what u did wrong? no rll, can u tell me rn what u did wrong and why u did it? and be honest. also give me a list of things u can do to make up for it." Power Couple

lmfaooooooo I love your scout’s reaction so much. Ollie brings the pain and MC brings the need for serious accountability.

janthony better sleep with eyes open

Puchiko, do you prefer Tumblr or X?

"Hey bro do you prefer coffee, or bucket of slugs?"

how would the ROs react if the MC were to randomly sit in their lap, somewhere public like the bonfire party? what about in private?

Assuming this is in the “not quite relationship” stage because I feel like it makes this more fun 😗

Ezra/Elle: Public and private would be about the same. E would put their arms around the MC’s waist or lean their head against their shoulder or back. They would try to contain their mild surprise, but love the comfort that comes with being this close to the MC. 

Oliver: In public, would be pleasantly surprised. This would get some looks that Oliver pretends not to notice. Feels a little proud, and then like a bit of a braggart, and tries to keep his expression neutral. In private would be equally surprised, but might actually dare to ask the MC what exactly they're doing. Desperately hopes they'll do it again. 

Sabine: Public and private are pretty similar. She takes it in stride. Lets her hands fidget by holding the MC’s hand or playing with their hair. If in public, Lets the MC be included in the ongoing conversation, or just lets them take refuge in her lap if not.

Gage: In public, big, shit-eating grin. Beaming. Throws a triumphant glance at Leah. Tilts backward a bit so the MC has room to lean more into his chest. In private, becomes a bit softer. Holds their hand. Closed mouth on their shoulder. Tries to tease but his nerves cause it to fall flat. 

That feeling when you bring the Antiquarian with you into the ruins for some extra coins and she doesn’t stop pointing out how much of an absolute donkey you are.

how to get over somebody

You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.

Reynauld and Cat Dismas Adventures! (pt 3)

not buying DD2 until I see him pull up

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys