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Me: Can I please go to the bathroom?

Teacher: I don’t know. Can you?

Me:

Mount Lady handles the majority of the Lurkers’ media appearances b/c her teammates are two grown-ass men who dress like this in their free time.

Happy Birthday

Rumi Usagiyama (Rabbit Hero: Mirko) - 1st March

*Joins the Lurkers at the dinner table* I am so happy! I really hope you enjoy this food. Kamui, you guys can call me Kayla. 😁😁💞💞 Simple and easy name to remember. *Is totally freaking out on the inside because I love the Lurkers* Oh! Would you guys like anything to drink? Water? Coffee? Tea? Soda pop or even juice? I want you guys to relax as much as possible. Please let me spoil you three. 💞 But also let me know if I become too much. I don't want to overwhelm. 💞💞💞💞

Shinji Nishiya: Kayla it is then. Honoured to meet you. I’ll just have some water, thank you. Don’t go out of your way too much, you’re our guest, so please take the first bite and the best seat. Thank you for all your trouble.

Yu Takeyama: Aren’t you the sweetest? We really appreciate it. Im starving! 💕

Shinya Kamihara: *Pours you some tea* We don’t want all this food you worked so hard to acquire to go cold, so let’s dig in, shall we?

Yu Takeyama: FINALLY! Itadakimasu! *Separates her chopsticks* This all looks so delicious! Where to begin?! Ooh! The noodles look fantastic! *Takes a huge bunch of the noodles and shoves them in her mouth at once*

Shinya Kamihara: Slow down would you?

Yu Takeyama: *Slurrrp* Awen’t you the one thayin *Spits on edgeshot* we should *munch* get crackin or the foodthwillget coldth? *Spits on edgeshot again before she finally swallows her food*

Shinya Kamihara: *Wipes the residue from his eyes, in annoyance* I don’t remember requesting a weather report from you either, but here we are. Lets keep the precipitation to a minimum shall we? *Hands her some napkins* Eat mindfully, you aren’t going to run out, Kayla got us plenty. *Sigh* I apologise on her behalf.

Shinji Nishiya: Yeah sorry, we’re always making sure she doesn’t choke because of how fast she consumes food.

Yu Takeyama: I need the nutrition! *Pouts* It’s the only way i can maintain this beautiful body of mine. *Hair flip*

😂😂😂

me to me after having spent 30 minutes arguing with a fan who hates hawks because he killed twice and then discovering they stan a villain (dabi) who has killed 30+ people

dabi: so i'm touya, my abusive dad ist endeavor the #1 hero, hawks murdered twice in cold blood, he did the same with best jeanist-

best jeanist, very much alive, about to ruin the credibility of dabis reveals:

S: Levi, it’s 4am- Why are you baking a cake? And what’s with the party banners and sweets?

Levi: I’m celebrating the death of my sleep schedule, want a cookie?

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

I can't stop chuckling.