Me: Hey, Life Isn’t That Bad. I’m Actually Doing Pretty Well :)

Me: hey, life isn’t that bad. I’m actually doing pretty well :)

Minor inconvenience with like ten possible solutions: *happens*

My suicidal thoughts: okay, listen. I’ve figured it out. This will solve everything, I’m a genius. Now, listen closely… *whisperig* fucking die.

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4 years ago

34 calorie apple pie pancake recipe

HELLO Y'ALL, since my low cal pizza recipe was a success i decided to post another one of my go-to recipes!

Disclaimer: i do not encourage eating disorders, i am not a nutritionist whatsoever, but i have studied nutrition for five years so i’ll give you some tips to curb cravings without guilt

Another disclaimer: i did not steal this recipe, i was fucking around in the kitchen one day and found this gem and after a while i decided to post it here :)

ok so first of all you’ll need

34 Calorie Apple Pie Pancake Recipe

1 tbsp of sweetener (0 cal)

2 tbsp of flour (52 cal)

2 tbsp of oats (76 cal)

1 tbsp of apple cider vinegar (5 cal)

0.3 tsp of cinnamon (3 cal)

0.3 tsp of ginger (3 cal)

5 tbsp water (0 cal)

After mixing all dry ingredients add the wet ones (i usually eyeball this part but by measuring it should be around 5/6 tbsp of water and depending on how strong is the apple taste of your vinegar you may want to change the measurements a bit)

34 Calorie Apple Pie Pancake Recipe

it should have this consistency

34 Calorie Apple Pie Pancake Recipe

then cook them like normal pancakes, by flipping them when u see bubbles on the surface

34 Calorie Apple Pie Pancake Recipe

if you don’t use oil don’t forget to use a non-stick pan or else you’ll just have a giant delicious mess

34 Calorie Apple Pie Pancake Recipe

and voila! as you can see, they’re super easy to make and totally guilt-free!

34 Calorie Apple Pie Pancake Recipe

the whole batch is just 137 cal, so one pancake is just 34 calories!

now, for the useful tips:

oats have a little bit more calories but since they have a lot of fiber they’ll make you feel full for longer

when you restrict a lot your insulin levels are all fucked up, so please, if you have 50 spare calories, swap the sweetener for real sugar, it will give you a bit of energy and curb the sugar craving while still being rly low cal overall

binges happen bc you lose control over ur cravings, so to take the power away from food try incorporating everyday some foods that you usually crave (e.g. since i often crave sweet stuff and pizza i eat these pancakes and my low cal pizza basically everyday), since i started doing this i haven’t basically binged!! (and i’m bulimic so… yeah that says a lot)

7 years ago

Hahaha i was watching the vid at the same time 😂

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4 years ago

Back to school challenge

hey guys! sorry this took so long but it’s finally done. please keep in mind that this challenge is kinda for myself if you found it please do not report!! Love ya and stay safe.

🌻Guidelines🌻

Eat roughly around 700 to 800 calories a day or less do not, I repeat DO NOT go over 800 some days you may be able to go to 900 but that should be very limited and only on special occasions such as family outings or going out with friends. Try to fast 2 to 3 times a week meaning water, coffee, or cold pressed juices like green, fruit, celery juice, etc. Also stay away from processed food, basically anything that come in a box or baggie try to get natural foods if you eat them.

Try and exercise two times a day, once in the morning and in the afternoon/ evening. If you can only exercise once a day try for the morning this helps to boost metabolism and burns fat and calories all day long. Which is what we want! Also you have no excuses you have plenty of resources such as youtube to simply going for a run. And if it is something like a core or HIIT workout try to do multiple rounds or if it’s a video 2 to 3 times!

Also since it’s not just about getting the best body you should also wash your face around twice a day, and moisturize your skin. It helps keep the skin naturally glowing and healthy which is what most of us want!

Try to journal your food with your calories and nutrient information. This really helps to keep track of everything you are eating and when you write things down you are more likely to remember what you ate. You also should keep a progress journal or put your progress in your notes there is a lock feature for apple notes so if your parents are on your phone snooping they won’t find it!

I urge you on this challenge to try and only eat one to two meals a day. Three is kind of excessive and try and load your meals with fruits, vegetables, and healthy grains (grains in low amounts). I cut out meat and animal products, and within the first two weeks I was down almost 15 pounds. That doesn’t mean you can’t eat it occasionally I’m just sharing my personal opinion and experience.

If you continue you this during school make sure to bump up your intake to 900 calories a day or less due to the fact that the brain needs 900 calories to function daily, during strenuous and stressful activities such as school!

🌻Actual Challenge🌻

Go 25 to 30 days following these guidelines and you should be back to school ready I will leave links to workouts and such just for some of us the are at a loss of ideas! Please comment about your progress and tell me what to improve for my next challenge!

5 years ago
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nothing bad is actually going on in my life , i have no reason to be sad actually but i don’t know why i’m still tired and i feel like there is this weight that i carry around everywhere and i can’t seem to get rid of it i feel like i am drowning in my own misery and self hate and i can’t seem to get out of this pain …

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5 years ago
Me Too, Me Too

Me too, me too

5 years ago
🤪😅😂

🤪😅😂

8 years ago

I love this so much😍 . I want to hug him too 😦

I Just Want To Give Him A Hug ;_; Take A Rest Pewds. No Matter What You’re Doing, I Wish That You Can

I just want to give him a hug ;_; Take a rest pewds. No matter what you’re doing, I wish that you can be happy and just be yourself.

4 years ago

Reblog if you feel fat right now.

8 years ago

@tantep31 yes👏 @j-kylee

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