Me: A fire alarm would be nice
Me: Smite me
Me: We'rE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
Me: Oh shit waddup!
Me: I wonder how many people in this room find me hot
Me: Lmao none
Me: Oh man I want a burger
Me: Oh shit DAB
Me: Would I get in trouble?
Me: *small dab*
Me: Fuck life's amazing
Me: Fuck I'm taking a test
Me: Fuck I hit my elbow
Me: Kill me please
Me: I can dig Elvis
Me: I caN DIG MY OWN GRAVE
Me: Ignore my tears fellow dumbasses
Me: LET'S GET DOWN THE BUSINESS
Me: TO PASS
Me: THIS TEST
Me: What's this? What's this?!
Me: There's numbers everywhere
Me: What's this?
Me: No seriously...what is this?
Banana Jay
Banana Jay
You know what’s weird is not having a real concept of continuity in your life, for everything but especially for the good things. like you could be doing stuff with people you care about all week, but as soon as you have a day where nobody texts you first it’s like none of it ever counted and it starts to feel like anything you ever do is just a temporary distraction from how lonely your life really is
Same
Like, I’m not even a bit skinny
I meet pewdiepie OMG😍😆
#pewdiepie
No words can possibly express the sadness I'm feeling, knowing @qinni is no longer with us. It hurts so much to know one moment she's here and another she's gone, but I really hope wherever she is now, it's in a better place than this.
For those who knew her, she was a huge inspiration, and she was one of the bravest and most talented people to inspire so many others.
Please remember her. Her name was Qing Han, and she will keep on living through her beautiful artwork.
Rest easy.
100 calorie stir-fry
Hey there! Since the 100 kcal spaghetti recipe seemed to be quite popular I thought I’d also share this recipe with you.
It makes one serving and it’s only 99 kcal in total!
I hope you have a lovely day! ♥
Ingredients
200g shirataki noodles (you can get those in Asian supermarkets) ~19 kcal
3g garlic ~4 kcal
75g onion ~21 kcal
30g carrots ~12 kcal
40g pepper ~17 kcal
20g spring onion ~8 kcal
10 ml soy sauce ~5 kcal
any sauce you like (I used 10 ml of hoisin sauce ~13 kcal)
Instruction
Rinse your shirataki noodles and put them into a non-stick frying pan. Don’t add anything else yet, we want to dry the noodles a bit to get rid of their rubber-ish texture. In the meantime you can cut your vegetables into small pieces. When the noodles start to shrink, you can add the garlic and the onions. Stir it from time to time and be careful to not burn them! When the onions start to turn a bit yellow/brown-ish you can add the rest of the vegetables. I like it when the vegetables have kind of a crunchy texture so I fry them only a bit but it obviously is up to you :) When you like the texture of your veggies add the sauce and maybe some seasoning. Fry it for approximately 2 more minutes and you’re done! Yay!
Variations
What I love about this recipe (besides that it’s really low-cal) is that you can change it up a lot by using different kinds of vegetables and sauces! You could also add chicken, shrimps, tofu, whatever! I had it with thai curry sauce as well but without carrots and paprika and it was great! I soon gonna try it with some bamboo sprouts and try to experiment with other sauces. If you decide to make it, I’d love to hear what sauce and veggies you used! I hope you guys enjoy this recipe as much as I do :)
Reblog if you agree.
@j-kylee my 2otps and rwby😍😍
RWBY BBS au
Evan is Ruby Del is Weiss Tyler is Blake Mini is Yang
Evan’s semblance is kinda like Ruby’s but he leaves feathers behind and turns into an owl. Weapon N/A (IDK what his weapon would be)
Del’s semblance would be like Weiss, only instead of a normal knight he summons teddy bear armies. His weapon would be two swords (Attack on Titan style sword thingies tbh )
Tyler’s semblance is to make clones of himself, his weapon would be two guns/knifes.
Mini’s semblance fire, he can summon sum sweet ass fire and is charged up by heat. His weapon would be a chain filled with knifes that he can set on fire.
I ALSO SEE MARCEL AS SUN AND NOGLA AS JEAN LUI AS NORA
Idk who the rest of the guys would be, feel free to add on.