Corruption.

tiny weavings

I am DONE with FACEBOOK these moms I went to high school with have ZERO CLUE they’re sharing fetish art as a cute mommy meme

yeah babeyu its fish time

reaching out ? ? ?

in the US an "amber alert" is used to mean a child in the area has been kidnapped so this makes it sound like the British government is now snatching kids and stealing their blood

Today my tumblr shoelaces arrived in the mail. I had to explain the ENTIRE saga of tumblr shoelaces to my mother while my brother (also a grown adult in his 30s) groaned loudly from his office. My mother, however, was delighted. She has declared her intent to compliment people's shoelaces and watch their expressions. (She is 67 and apparently an agent of pure chaos.)

She also asked me to "tell tumblr" that she thought the whole thing was "delightful" and that we are all "very funny people."

Dedication.

(A belated b’day sketch of Marvin.)