Today My Tumblr Shoelaces Arrived In The Mail. I Had To Explain The ENTIRE Saga Of Tumblr Shoelaces To

Jason & Friends

i hope ebony dark’ness dementia raven way, age 33, is enjoying the my chemical romance comeback and live tour,

Retrospect.

yeah babeyu its fish time

a comic about trauma

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

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Bless 😂💚

Just tweaking a few things here and there on a report for uni, and erm…. 

…looks like someone’s decided to show their face after a month or so.

Yeah, I thought it was you. What do you want now Anti?

No, I’m not giving you cookies. The last thing a tiny version of a hyperactive psychopath needs is sugar. Plus I don’t have any cookies. 

..Don’t look at me like that. I don’t have any cookies! And even if I did I’m not giving you a crumb! 

..You don’t scare me. The most you could do is give me a paper cut with that tiny knife of yours. Where did you even get that, I don’t remember drawing you with any weapons?…

WOW! HEY! WHAT THE HELL, DUDE?! Why you be a dick to me?! 

(So, basically, my supply of cookies must now become a major priority in my life.) 

in the US an "amber alert" is used to mean a child in the area has been kidnapped so this makes it sound like the British government is now snatching kids and stealing their blood

well that was one hell of an experience