🐸 FROG TIME! 🐸

thought this would be a banger on tumblr

I'm here to comfort!

🌈⛅ It's okay ⛅🌈

Toby fox is a legend.

fanart for toby foxs fanfiction

helpful guidelines for twitter users who are new to tumblr (but like for real)

there's no "ratio" here, it's kung pow penis or nothing

they're mutuals, not "moots" + specifying "oomfs" defeats the entire point of vagueing

the only thing staff cares about is turning this website into a clone of more profitable social media websites. even if you try to defend their bullshit they're not going to fuck you

occasionally staff will take death threats and suicide baiting seriously, but they're usually too busy shadowbanning lesbian bloggers and flagging queer SFW art to care

if you censor words (whether via l33tsp34k or using asterisks) you WILL be laughed at, we don't do that here

there is no algorithm, every single post on your dash (feed) is either from one of the people you follow or based on posts that YOU interacted with, if you see something you don't like there's no one to blame but yourself

both the person you reblog from and the OP of the post can see any tags you leave on said post

only the celebrities that stay in their lane (like neil gaiman) get to stick around. if they don't pass the vibe check, we can and will chase them off of tumblr

tumblr has a very, very long memory. if you fuck up bigtime and wind up hurting people, your url will be passed around for decades to come and you will always be remembered for said fuck up(s)

you know that black mirror episode 'nosedive'? we are the prisoners at the very end, left in jail to rot but somehow the most free we've ever been in our lives

nobody wants to listen to you self-flagellate about how privileged and pathetic you are

it's pretty safe to assume that the prettier and more aesthetically pleasing someone's blog is, the more vicious and vindictive they will be towards you if you piss them off

you can block anon hate but you'll still see a copy of whatever anons you received in your notifications

don't feed the trolls

DT Early Alternative Miku  by blacklotus1234

Model Download Active as of 3/30/22

Published: May 25, 2013

I love that the two genres of 'miku from my culture' posts are 'beautiful intricate traditional clothing' and 'what if miku was a regular at the gas station by my house'

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CbKn9h2vrRU

This motherfucker keeps popping up in my comments for that one specific video and he finally made a comment

a doordasher bringing mcdonalds to a group of four 25 year olds who have the exact same arrangement as the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory