helpful guidelines for twitter users who are new to tumblr (but like for real)
there's no "ratio" here, it's kung pow penis or nothing
they're mutuals, not "moots" + specifying "oomfs" defeats the entire point of vagueing
the only thing staff cares about is turning this website into a clone of more profitable social media websites. even if you try to defend their bullshit they're not going to fuck you
occasionally staff will take death threats and suicide baiting seriously, but they're usually too busy shadowbanning lesbian bloggers and flagging queer SFW art to care
if you censor words (whether via l33tsp34k or using asterisks) you WILL be laughed at, we don't do that here
there is no algorithm, every single post on your dash (feed) is either from one of the people you follow or based on posts that YOU interacted with, if you see something you don't like there's no one to blame but yourself
both the person you reblog from and the OP of the post can see any tags you leave on said post
only the celebrities that stay in their lane (like neil gaiman) get to stick around. if they don't pass the vibe check, we can and will chase them off of tumblr
tumblr has a very, very long memory. if you fuck up bigtime and wind up hurting people, your url will be passed around for decades to come and you will always be remembered for said fuck up(s)
you know that black mirror episode 'nosedive'? we are the prisoners at the very end, left in jail to rot but somehow the most free we've ever been in our lives
nobody wants to listen to you self-flagellate about how privileged and pathetic you are
it's pretty safe to assume that the prettier and more aesthetically pleasing someone's blog is, the more vicious and vindictive they will be towards you if you piss them off
you can block anon hate but you'll still see a copy of whatever anons you received in your notifications
don't feed the trolls
Tumblr users sitting on the porch with a shotgun rn
Nobody asked for this, but I’m bored damnit.
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pillow pets sweet scented 💕
If I ever make works relating to the dsmp, I’m gonna replace wildurr with a modified version of 2019 schlatt (he’s British and an artist) cause at this point Tommy will need a new older brother figure (after a few months to a few years of grieving and wrapping his head around the situation ofc) cause the poor thing would need SOMEONE (OR SOME PEOPLE) to replace the Wildur shaped hole in his heart, cause HOLY SHET!!!
Anywho, I’m excited for the new weeklyslap video! :3
(I’m sorry, that was a terrible joke)
Things you should not say to people (especially neurodivergent people & people with trauma):
"It's weird that you carry a stuffed animal with you"
"just clear your head"
"you're not a kid"
"you're too old for toys"
"stop humming"
"stop bouncing your leg"
"just go over there"
"it's not that hard"
"grow up"
"you're talking too much"
"you don't seem [enter mental illness/disorder]"
"your room is disgusting"
"don't you ever do anything?"
"did you even try?"
"you look crazy"
"are you sure you want to wear that out?
"why are you always crying?"
"that's just life"
"get over it"
"you should understand this easily"
"I think you're faking it"
"i don't think you need meds"
"you used to be so happy"
"you've always had a good life"
"what part of ____ do you not understand???"
*yelling*
"it's not that many people, stop covering your ears"
"this is the real world"
"it's not hard to make friends"
"are you slow or something?"
"what's so hard about ordering food?"
"you're still not done with that?"
"it didn't seem like you had adhd until your diagnosis"
"i really don't think [insert mental illness/disorder is real"
"i don't care how you feel about it"
"why can't you follow simple instructions?"
"you always pull your phone out in public and don't talk to anyone"
"if you cared, you would've heard me"
"no, you're just not listening."
"it's just a hug!"
"could you just act normal"
"stop being so quiet"
"stop being so loud"
"why can't we touch you? we're your family."
RB and add your own! Remember that your mental illness does not make you any less of a person and no one should treat you as less of a person because of it. ✨
A little kitty wearing one of my favorite outfits ✨
Apparently there is an adhd creature. I love it so much.