"OH SHIT-"

AHHH SHE'S SO PRETTY

"At this point, just start a petition to make ME the new queen of Hell.. I deserve it anyway."

"Besides... she's just an eyesore anyway."

*AGGRESSIVE TEARING NOISES*

Katie: “GOD FUCKING DAMN IT… my last well-fitted dress.

Tom: *Looks over instinctively from the sound, before laughing hysterically* “Oh…oh my fucking god… *catching his breath through the intense laughter* “Must’ve been stress eating lately, haven’t you?”

Katie: *Turning around with a malicious, gritted smile* mhmm! Yeah Tom?? Wanna keep going? *towering over his short figure, my eyes wide open, words passed through gritted teeth* “Lie to me if you have to… please tell me you didn’t see it… *Katies voice exasperated and uneasy, as she draws a hand to her forehead*

Tom: *Tom doesn’t flinch or shrink from Katie’s threatening figure and words, his smile visible through his mask* “Well I won’t lie, as you wish” *a slight giggle/chuckle persisting through the sentence.*

Katie:*The silence after that was accompanied with the tone of his sentence gave Katie everything she needed to know* “That… will be the only time you ever get a chance to witness seeing ANY woman’s ass…fucking freak” *Her tone stern, dropping to a whisper near the end. She stands back up, her hands instinctively attempting to cover the ripped portion*

Tom:*begins to walk away casually, as if the event never even occurred* Well I’m sure this will be the running joke at the office for a while… maybe forever *looks over his shoulder before exiting the dressing room*

Katie:*tightens her fists out of rage, just before screaming* “I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD TOM, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU EVER UTTER A WORD OF WHAT YOU SAW” *Her shouting echoing through rooms, as Tom continues to make his way down the hall, seemingly unbothered and satisfied*

*staples a pride flag to Katie’s desk*

I Just heard that you liked the Idea I had of What if... Millie was Hired By Charlie instead of Blitz? What are your thoughts on it?

“I think anyone is better off NOT wasting their time with Charlie’s joke of an idea.”

“At least IMP actually works”

“Oh yes! How…unfortunate for you to remind me😒”

(hello, I’m tag my rp blog)

Katie…

@hazbinsprotectorxxx

“Yes?”

*Sighs heavily, looking over you*

“Mhmm… what a great princess, endangering her own people”

Hi Katie!I want to give a recap about my Big sister's hotel and-

“If it’s the hotel I think it is, save your breath.”

Pretty standard RP blog, Katie will be in red text, and Tom will be in blue text.

-Minors DNI!

-No super creepy/weird asks

-don’t be surprised if the response is rude, Katie is a huge bitch :)

-If not in quotations, it is OOC

"Hello, all you disgusting, lowly sinners."

You already know who I am, so please keep in mind I'm the closest thing to royalty you'll ever interact with."

"Feel free to virtually grovel at my fucking feet, or talk your shit."

"This is my personal blog, and has no direct influence or ties to my profession."

"Follow the 666 News Blog for your fill of headlines, talking points, and yours truly."

“Listen Morherfucker, it’s MY show, regardless of how similar we sound”

“SOOO… Blitz-o, please tell us more😁”

Cooking with Killjoy! Cannibalistic edition.

"One of my personal favorites, fresh neck!"

"The recipe is simple, and the following is required"

1.First things first, splay that fucking neck open, poke holes and make cuts like you’re doing surgery.

2. Soak the neck in whatever blood choice you prefer. Imp blood is most common. Regardless, soak it for at least a minute, and let it remain idle for a few minutes after so the blood properly sticks.

3. Mix all of your seasonings together, how much of each is up to you of course. Afterwards, apply seasoning to all exposed parts of the neck. The freshly exposed blood will hold the seasoning tight.

4. Once thoroughly seasoned, allow your grill to reach a whopping 666 degrees Fahrenheit! We promise it’s not a gimmick; the unbearable heat will tenderize the neck to perfection.

5. Leave the neck on the grill, covered, for 15 minutes. One advantage compared to the mortal world's ribs, is that you aren't spending hours waiting for it to cook to desired condition.

6. Once the 15 minutes are up, check on how the neck is holding up. 15 minutes is recommended for tenderness, but if you prefer neck crispy, 5 more minutes will get you there. Place the neck on a clean plate, letting it cool for at least a few minutes

7.Once it's cool enough for you, feel free to dig in with whatever rips it apart the best. Neck is a common finger food, but we won't shame one who prefers utensils. 

I recently had an interview with Elise, owner of the Veiny Limb Diner, and she too serves this recipe. If you’re short on time, swing by cannibalism Town for Elise’s convenient and delicious smoked Neck.