My Singing Is Something Like When U Let A Horny Cat Have Sex With The Blender Switched On

HC: Blondie has this embellished on the soles of his shoes.

It can be seen when he puts his feet on the table, which he does all the time

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Some of my best haircuts were results of artistic whimsy and raging fury

Crying rn <3

I recently found out the origin of "O Captain My Captain", and it fits Steve so well it's like it was written for him.

O Captain! My Captain! is an extended metaphor poem written by Walt Whitman in 1865 about the death of Abraham Lincoln. The poem is about a captain of a ship who falls dead just as their journey ends and they approach land, a reference to how Lincoln died just as the Civil War was ending.

The amazing thing to me is how this is a perfect reference to Steve as well. Steve dies just as the war is ending, not knowing whether they won or not. He was an important part of the journey, but sadly not a witness of the end.

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O Captain! My Captain! our fearful trip is done;

The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won;

The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,

While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:

But O heart! heart! heart!

O the bleeding drops of red,

Where on the deck my Captain lies,

Fallen cold and dead.

I just want u to know that I’m not sorry

I juts... ca’t agree more. I’m always searching for the good thing in every person and/or situation that i’ll find, but to be honest... I hate John Walker. with all my heart and soul. Oh  God, i almost hate him so much that i do for the russos. And i tought that’s not even possible for me, but.... Aghr!!! Tha’s not even direspect for Captain America (Steve Rogers), it's spitting on his legacy!

plus some wise words I once heard from one co-nerd (i don’t remeber name, I’m so sorry): You’re not real MARVELfan unless u hate MARVEL.

Reasons Why The New Cap Sucks

1. “Ever jump on a grenade?” “Yeah, I actually have a special helmet for that!” Steve used his body. Steve expected to sacrifice his life when he jumped on that bomb, even when he was tiny and sick. Walker has high tech shit and a press crew following him around. It’s not remotely the same thing.

2. He’s the perfect American man. He’s hot, strong, perfectly athletic, blonde, and presumably straight. Steve Rogers was not like that when he was chosen to be Captain America. He wasn’t wildly attractive, he wasn’t already a war vet, he wasn’t even healthy for gods sakes. He was good, is what he was. That’s what makes Captain America, nothing else. 

3. “I never new Steve Rogers, but he’s like a brother to me.” Bullshit. Bull. Shit. You didn’t know him. You never met that man once, he didn’t even know your name. Steve chose Sam as Cap, not you! You have no right to go on national television and proclaim that to the world. 

4. He called Bucky an asset, just like Hydra did. Need I say more?

5. He canceled Bucky’s regular therapy because he needed his strength in battle. Steve Rogers never would have done that. He would have valued Bucky’s mental health over everything, he proved that when he showed Bucky Wakanda and help him regain his memories. 

6. Sam and Bucky don’t like him. I trust their judgement.

7. His friend gave himself a superhero name. My dude. No.

There are many other reasons, these are just the ones I could come up with in a short amount of time. All in all, we despise John Walker wholly and completely. 

Still here. Still perverted.

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured