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Latest Posts by kallie-at-the-end - Page 3
Bad Sex Flesh Tournament Round 1
The Alchemy of Desire vs. Back to Blood
Freedom vs. The Destroyers
The Day Before Happiness vs. The World Was All Before Them
Winkler vs. The Office of Gardens and Ponds
The Death of Bunny Munro vs. The Yips
Katerina vs. The River Capture
Kismet vs. The Seventh Function of Language
Mr. Peanut vs. The List of the Lost
Winkler - Giles Corren Winkler is… a lot. But this bit is absolutely spectacular. The penis is flailing around with enough force to wrench itself out of her hand, spewing semen everywhere, rattling around and generally behaving like a wild creature separate from the owner, which is some frightening imagery. This won a Bad Sex award, and I think it's flesh-themed enough for this contest. Like Zorro.
Mr Peanut - Adam Ross 1. Liquified heart coating the innards is extremely Fleshy, 2. 'exploded quickly' isn't the brag this guy thinks it is.
Excerpts below the cut
Winkler: “And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he’d ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.”
Peanut: "He buried his face into Hannah’s c**t like a wanderer who’d found water in the desert. She tasted like a hot biscuit flavoured with pee. She grabbed his scruff and pulled his face to hers. They kissed, and she took his cock – it felt as thick as a Louisville Slugger – and guided him in. When he exploded – and he exploded quickly – he felt as if his heart had liquefied and then been shot out of him up through her vagina and uterus and her ovaries and up over her diaphragm and somehow down the vena cavity to her heart, his own now coating hers."
More stuff from that session
one of my players characters gaslit an npc and I fully thought that the player had somehow missed the entirety of the plot for a little before I realized his character was lying
The situation in question involved my players spending 20 minutes hyping themselves up to go down a trap door to a cellar with nothing in it.
at some point my players used basic logic and I was so proud of them
running horror games are fun, your players make up monsters that aren't there
They are shaped the same...like friends ready to hug
look they figured out tumblr immediately
Hello sexual freaks, I hope you remember that God is going to fucking blast you to death with powerful lightning. Peace and love.
oh my god Sami it's at the top of the reblog chain
Tag game: make yourself as a little guy
Tagged by: @thanatos-zagreus-shagreus
Tagging: @thiamsxbitch @rhyslahey @myinnerguineapig and whoever else is up for doing it 💙
Oh my god hell ya
ORAGNE JOE - Hope and vigor! Hope and vigor!
Art by @samicom 🎨
If you’re interested in this project, take a look at our website here!
I will do the reblog game in a bit but first Sami did you trace the picrew instead of doing it????
Tag game: make yourself as a little guy
Tagged by: @thanatos-zagreus-shagreus
Tagging: @thiamsxbitch @rhyslahey @myinnerguineapig and whoever else is up for doing it 💙
running horror games are fun, your players make up monsters that aren't there
unusual warlock pacts <3
We have always existed, and we always will.
Guess That Rec: Round 2, Poll 16
Rec #61
A future dystopia where the elite thrive and the poor scrape by to survive, while the police abuse their authority to keep the poor down? A teen rebel going against that system to get revenge on his ex-bff? A charismatic cult leader trying to lay low and build up an army of supporters to seize control of these power systems for himself? A secret doomsday prophecy, with a competition arranged solely to create a force against it? It’s got everything and then some!
Rec #64
It's a coming-of-age story about friendship, found family, and learning that you can be who you want to be. There's many canonically queer characters, including lesbian and bisexual main characters, a few trans coded characters, and even a non-binary character. There's also many disabled characters, including a canonically blind main character and autistic coded characters! It's got enemies to lovers (and enemies and lovers ;)), forced proximity (>//<), rivals to lovers, love triangles!!! and secret romance. not to mention the strong female characters! more than half of the main characters are female! but get this… it all happens… IN SPACE!! You've got to read it!!
i would play pretend with you
i want a gf just so i have somebody who will. play pretend with me. when did playing with stuffies go out of style why is it that as soon as we're old enough to afford all the cool toys we arent supposed to play with them and now that we smoke weed we're NOT pretending to be dragons while we do so??? hello. that is so unbelievably rude. we're allowed to go places alone so more freely now and we arent pretending to be explorers???? what ever happened to old reliable zombie apocalypse????? you want me to go on a walk in the woods and you dont want me to pretend im an animal. you wanna go biking but you dont want to pretend our bikes are horses. what. and you dont wanna make potions in the yard
okay???
Yeah guys I’m going to sit down and finish writing this excerpt just a few pages more and oh my god
side quests guys…that’s literally all I do 😭
Knitting is so cool guys I haven’t done it in months but muscle memory came in clutch 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
mer wtf
Yeah guys I’m going to sit down and finish writing this excerpt just a few pages more and oh my god
side quests guys…that’s literally all I do 😭
Knitting is so cool guys I haven’t done it in months but muscle memory came in clutch 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
AAHHHRRGGGGGGG
i love solitaire screw good grades solitaire is my life
You are so wrong solitaire is the better not paying attention in class browser game!!!
In this essay I will ........
i love solitaire screw good grades solitaire is my life
you guy should all go and watch velocipastor pls It's so good/stupid. I love it
Guess That Rec: Round 1, Poll 17
Rec #33
Do you want a story about two queer-coded soulmates going on an adventure together to solve a mystery? Do you like found family dynamics? Grumpy tsundere x sunshine pairing? Domestic fluff? What about overcoming trauma and moving on from grief? Not to mention, in fantasy ancient China! Then this is the show for you! Cute sibling dynamics, found family, and queer-coding galore! Plus both of the protagonists are neurodivergent!
Rec #34
Do you like feminism? Do you like dinosaurs? Imagine the perfect fusion. A sex worker, revenge, ✨spice✨, religious crises, sexy priests having religious crises, ninjas, and a sexy priest having a crisis and contemplating murder while wearing a dress.
wait capcut is banded whyy how coulld they also tiktok I guess
TIKTOK MY SHAYLAA
Voyage Is back YIPPEEE
hey gang it’s been… a while. TikTok’s gone which means I have the mental capacity to handle another social media app. Gotta change a bunch of this account up bc half of my intro post is WRONG now
I present to you a recap of all the books I read last year
I love that you took 12 hours to contemplate it
Is this a safe space to share my oc x canon...
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
