MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAISER

me too, girl, me too..

i need him to pin me down like that

gem i found on twitter

these are my mutuals. they know who they are

The sweetest collab 🙈🙈🩷🤍✨️💫💫😍😍

raging feral bachira gremlin you say? 👀

YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

Me fr

Michael Kaiser in 10 bullet points:

He craves love, but also wants people to hate him.

He presents himself as talented and confident, looking down on others, yet deep down has low self-esteem and refers to himself as a "piece of trash".

He pretends to have luxurious tastes (clothes, food, manners, etc.) but his favorite meal is garlic bread crusts.

Despite studying psychology and philosophy extensively, he is unable to pursue therapy or truly understand himself.

In the same vein, he seeks recognition and his own identity through football, without truly knowing himself.

He despised how his father treated him, yet ends up treating others the same way.

He often degrades those who care the most for him, particularly Ness.

He desires luxury but has little interest in money.

Remember what he said to Lorenzo: "As always… You're a creepy gold-toothed loan shark who only sees poeple as money." Whereas Kaiser himself sees humans as tools/dogs.

He wants to be accepted and recognized, yet he despises most people and prefers being alone.

this man will be the death of me.

UGH MICHAEL KAISER THE MAN YOU ARE.

dating rin and he barges in through the bathroom door while you’re filming your vogue beauty secrets night skincare routine video because he completely forgot about you mentioning it and thought you were getting ready for bed without him which upset him because it's something he looks forward to at the end of the day - gets home really late everyday and it's a ritual he gets to share with you, a moment to be intimate with you. so when he notices you're recording he just goes "oh." with the most deadpan look on his face, standing by the door apologizing and you very sweetly chuckle and tell him it's okay, with a kiss to his cheek, that you'll help him when you're done. you eventually decide to keep his cameo in the final cut, with his consent, even though you're usually very private dating each other because you thought that it couldn’t hurt to shine a light on your relationship. after all you were proud of him and it feels good to show him off every once in a while. (plus the public is used to his aggression on the field, to star athlete rin itoshi, his cold demeanour and foul mouth and this showed a different side to him, that he could be tame, too. docile.) gets a little embarassed when the video is posted and as soon as he leaves the frame you're telling the camera about how he likes it when you do your nightly routine together. and that his favourite part are the face masks.

the only german I'll ever be in love with

Many "what is wrong with Kaiser" questions can be answered by remembering he's German.

Similarly, "why is Noel Noa evil now" he is French he was always evil

TYSM FOR THE TAG! (o^ ^o)

• fav colour : I don't have one but I love pink, red, blue and black!

• last song : dealer - lana del rey

• currently reading : newest chapter of blue lock manga! (I'm so excited for the new season >ω<)

• currently watching : blue lock (new season) and also re-watching tokyo revengers (istg my obsession with those two animes are everything but not healthy T.T)

• currently craving : CHOCO MINT ICE CREAM I SWEAR

• coffee or tea : COFFEEEEEEE OFCC

Get to Know Me Game

Tagged by @boundinparchment !! ✨

rules: answer + tag six people u want to know

fav color: toss-up between carmine red and tea rose pink!

last song: A Love Suicide by Yutaka Minobe

currently reading: The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova

currently watching: Under the Queen's Umbrella, and Six Feet Under!

currently craving: Enchiladas. No ingredients, but I wish. 😞

coffee or tea: Tea, mostly because less mental friction in making it;;

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