this man will be the death of me.
UGH MICHAEL KAISER THE MAN YOU ARE.
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I’m fine.
rin would drool when he sleeps and he would fall asleep laying on your chest and you would just have this huge patch of drool on your boob cause your bf is just a sleepy fucking baby ok you can’t even be mad cause he’s just so cute and baby looking when he’s tired and it’s funny when he stirs and then wakes up fully because he’s startled from his cheek being wet from laying in the puddle of his own drool and then he would glare at you as if it’s your fault even tho he’s the one that can’t keep his tongue in his mouth
˚ʚOrdering fast food after pound down.ɞ˚
˚ʚSae Itoshi x Readerɞ˚
Sae was already annoyed.
Ordering fast food was bad enough. Ordering it from an app—where he had to look at the menu, select items, and willingly place an order for food he despised? That was an entirely different level of suffering.
All because you refused to leave the bed after he’d thoroughly ruined you.
"You're the one who wrecked me," you’d whined dramatically, starfished across the sheets like a satisfied cat. "You deal with the consequences."
So here he was, running on post-nut patience, glaring at the app like it had personally wronged him before begrudgingly completing the order.
Now, the bag sat in your lap while you happily munched away, kicking your feet, completely unbothered. Meanwhile, Sae sat beside you, shirtless, arms crossed, wondering where he went wrong in life.
Just as you reached for your fries, his hand darted out, smacking yours away.
You gasped, clutching your chest like he had personally offended you. “Excuse me?”
Sae didn’t even look at you. “Eat the burger.”
You tried again. Another swat.
Oh. Oh, he wanted to play.
Your eye twitched. You dramatically flopped onto his lap, sighing like the weight of the world was on your shoulders. “I knew you were a hater, but this? This is low, Sae.”
“Get off me.”
“First, you manhandle me for an hour straight,” you continued, completely ignoring him, “then, when I’m weak and helpless—”
“You were screaming like a damn brat ten minutes ago—”
“—you refuse to let me eat in peace.” You turned, batting your lashes at him. “Do you want me to starve?”
Sae pinched the bridge of his nose. “I hate you.”
You gasped, hand over your chest. “You love me.”
“No, I really don’t.”
You smirked, shifting just enough to press your lips against his ear, voice dropping to a whisper.
“If you don’t let me eat my fries, you’re never hitting again.”
Sae froze.
Slowly, he turned, expression blank, but you could see the irritation in his eyes. “You’re bluffing.”
You tilted your head innocently. “Wanna risk it?”
Tension filled the air.
Then, with the biggest, most dramatic sigh of defeat, Sae grabbed a single fry and shoved it at your lips, looking like he wanted to die.
“There.” His voice was as flat as his patience. “Eat it. Choke on it, for all I care.”
You took an exaggerated bite, humming obnoxiously. “Mmm. Tastes like victory.”
Sae ran his hand down his face, exhausted in more ways than one. “I’m never ordering this shit again.”
You giggled, happily munching away. “Yes, you will.”
this (poor nessie tho 💔💔)
Oh don’t look at me like that i’ll squirt
the characters may be fictional, but my feelings for them are definitely real so I got to cry and mourn and scream and kick my feet and dig my nails into my pillow and giggle and smile and laugh and think and talk about them 24/7 and write fanfics/make fanart about them and use them as my emotional support blorbos and you don’t get to tell me how I can or can’t express my feelings you soulless twat
Micheal 'My girl can wear whatever she wants because i can break your jaw' Kaiser.
#i don't know how to start the first chapter
one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.
yeah so basically
havent posted in a while hi