Me Irl

Petition for my partner to comment on all figure skating events like this:

my ideal self:

the aesthetics of a gay, femme, arts student with the personality of a STEM nerd

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse

the kiss, by inna ruda

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

Goncharov Uquiz time for the memes, since it’s enjoying a renaissance!

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy