Spoonin On The Stretcher, Fuckign In The Hearse

bottoming so women will lay on top of me like a weighted blanket

she brush on my Z till i’m textured

“my flaccid penis looks like luigi’s vacuum”

not to be boringly wholesome but I think a medieval peasant would actually enjoy takis and mountain dew

railroad networks in modded mc are one of life’s most satisfying joys

When building in a modded minecraft world, remember to think about whether or not you build is a form of transit oriented development

wearing my big boy pants and my funderwear to my date wish me luck

me: … and like why is the AI revolution about automating art not labor?

dad (professional artist): well, we’ve gotta steal from the people we always steal from first, first.

dinosaur: babe do u love me?

other dinosaur: ofc babe

david attenborough: the meteor will not hit their planet for another millennia. it is now, that their love may blossom

trying not to ask the soldiers in uniform in the in-n-out if they play war thunder