Wizards When They Turn Out The Lights

we run this block, got the steel on

fits to sick, know the plague comin’ on

let’s go — minstrel barnabus!

knights gettin raptured

priests be embattled

dick so divine it’s part of the papacy

haters crusading

damsels be chasing’

god i’m so royal they call me ur majesty

but it’s much more than noise (uh)

my swordplay got poise (uh)

if you siege my castle, know you best watch out for the boys (uh)

(etc.)

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nothing slaps quite as hard as renard

The furry community know how to make music godamn

american psycho? no. american femboy

the jovial jelqer strikes agian

somehow, while waking today, my phone came unlocked and got most of the way through buying a pair of pants before i noticed.

hannah montana linux is secular temple os

they call me jerry, the way i can

tony soprano is my patrick bateman

one must imagine sisyphus having a rewarding career

one must imagine sisyphus locking in

this would be a significant breakthrough in printer design imo

i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.