Short comic based on last mha ep.
after the big game, Allison says that Neil's feet look fucked-up. they've got a decent break before training begins for the next year (or in Neil's case with Kevin, pre-year training), so Neil agrees to go the spa with Allison after his injuries finish healing. he hates it. he can't get comfortable with so many strangers around him, let alone with these people touching his body. and a massage is completely out of the question, what do you mean he has to let someone touch him from behind while he remains in a defenseless position?
the spa trip was a bust. but Allison isn't one to accept defeat so easily. now, don't get confused about this. Allison is never one to claim altruism. if Dan or Renee were to ask, she'd simply say that she can't have such a high-profile member of her inner circle remain in such a sorry state of unkemptliness. Kevin would unironically agree with her
she spends a day with Neil. Allison personally gives him a manicure. after he gets a better understanding of the process and gets a more used to her touch, he allows her to give him a pedicure. then she gives him another haircut. they move on to face masks, which she made specifically to help soften his skin and prevent itchiness/tightening along his scars. eventually she'll tackle the massage problem, especially considering he is a professional athlete who handles more stress than anyone else she knows, and he absolutely needs to release tension in his muscles. in the meantime, she gets him into yoga
Allison and Neil are not friends, and they will maintain this to anyone who asks. the rest of the Foxes aren't so sure how true that statement is, but they don't push because they don't want to risk ruining whatever kind of relationship seems to have been forged between the two. one time during a movie night, Neil fell asleep with head against Allison's shoulder. if Allison got a little emotional about, she'd explain that the film they were watching had impacted her a lot. so what if they were watching an action-comedy?
the Foxes go to Eden's. some guy starts harassing Allison, and Neil takes his cues from her. if she wants him to intervene, he'll intervene. if she wants to handle it herself, he'll step aside. Allison handles it herself. a bystander calls tells Neil that "beautiful women are to be feared" and Neil responds with "she's not scary because she's pretty, she's scary because she's resilient", which Allison overhears. she's not used to being respected for her accomplishments, and the closest she's ever gotten was with Wymack. against her will, she starts to feel a familial bond begin to bloom between herself and Neil. it's weird for her, she had given up on having a sibling who cared about her years ago
from the outside looking in, no one understands the Reynolds-Josten duo. she has earned special permission to brush the hair out of his face, and he has earned special permission to steal sips of her green tea. if anyone talks shit about his scars, they deal psychological damage via Allison. if someone talks shit about Allison's body, they deal with psychological damage via Neil. one time they went to the mall together and a random old lady asked them if they were twins after hearing them banter for ten minutes straight. both Neil and Allison were highly offended, but they responded with a polite no. they refused to talk to each other for the rest of the shopping trip on principle
Toxic yaoi hell yeah
Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
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It'd be really funny if we ever get a greek trojan. I imagine they have a thick accent and avoid calling Jean by his surname. And at some point maybe Jeremy notices, and greek trojan just goes red and is like "dude, my accent is thick, I can't call him that, it feels weird." And everyone is like "????" And greek trojan explains "bro his surname. It sounds like the greek word for 'baby', I just feel weird calling him Baby". Cat is immediately feral about this, Laila is like "so if we just call him babe, we're technically saying his surname in greek?" Jean exasperated "I'm french", "don't be like that Baby" , queue almost everyone calling him some variation of babe or baby instead of Moreau at some point "Has anyone seen Baby?" "Is Baby coming with you?" "Damn, Baby got moves on the court" Etc. A coach calls him by his surname once and "Coach, he's just Baby". Jeremy's eye twitching every time.
headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone
like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection – like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense
but the tiger
the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida
then kyouka and junichiro
and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno
at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members
but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah
anyway:
atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)
the tiger: yeah :)
the tiger: we should eat him
atsushi: NO????
//
kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi
the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him
kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell
atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha
//
atsushi, literally just working:
the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.
atsushi: NO??????????????
ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-
//
and so on
is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes
atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like
atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-
the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice
atsushi:
atsushi: oh
atsushi: oh no
//
akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?
atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like
akutagawa, blushing: oh-
atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u
akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-
//
eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like
atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)
the tiger: yeah :)
the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him
atsushi: no??????????????
//
kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi
atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?
kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????
//
atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-
the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-
atsushi: no.
//
atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u
akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-
akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room
atsushi: do u not like goose :(
akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here
//
yeah
(Bkdk 🧡💚 of course)
Midoriya gets into a bit of a quirk accident, reverting back to his middle school years both in mind and body. He's a bit flustered over the attention and kindness of his future classmates (in their second year, apparently) and a familiar face appears.
Kacchan eventually drags him away from their classmates to explain the situation of his scarred face, briefly reviewing the war they'd faced, the situation of being quirkless to quirked with Allmights legendary power, and also that... Well, uh... Kacchan and Izuku are kind of in a relationship.
Kacchan tries to explain it. How they've come so far in such a short amount of time, how he's not the same person he was in middle school, and how important Izuku is to him. It sounds an awful lot like Kacchan is trying to convince Izuku of something.
"Kacchan, out of everything you've said, us being together is the only one that makes sense to me."
Passing the UA entrance exam with three broken limbs is ridiculous by comparison.
This surprises Kacchan. After everything they'd been through together, the war and heartache, it made sense then that they'd be together- but why would it make sense to a Deku that never had those experiences? Those pivotal moments of understanding??
Izuku says that it was obviously because he "Followed The Plan™."
What is The Plan™?
A process Izuku had documented and crafted since grade school, of how to fully and thoroughly win Kacchan's heart through sheer determination and persistence.
He even had a Plan B for if he didn't get into UA with Kacchan or vice versa. Izuku starts into it, explaining moments that never made sense to Katsuki until put behind Izuku's logic, and sure enough the way they'd actually started dating was eerily similar to this Izuku's prediction.
Some things must have changed over time, obviously Deku didn't even know he was getting a quirk, but apparently he was always going to have Kacchan.
Learning more languages doesn't make me more human. it's just make me oversharing in more languages
FRIENDLY RIVALRY💕💗💊💕
"Let's put Neil on press duty!" the Foxes said with joys. They were then shot 57 times.