It Is Nine In The Morning, And I Am About To Strangle A Man

A joke between a friend and I resulted in my return. Hi, I’m back, and I am very much Vintage Voltron trash.

The joke being a very loud rendition of, “HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAL” to compliment the screenshot. Which, of course, resulted in the fine doodle you now see here.

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kicked right in the taint on new year's

Consistent art style who? In the vein of updating my blog, I now have a new banner! It's another Snatcher, who would've guessed?

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I want to know what Kuriboh looks like shaved.

THIS IS KIND OF LATE, BUT I WANT TO CALL OUT @thedarkdruid FOR WISHING MY ASSHOLE OF A DEMON OC A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY I REALLY APPRECIATE IT AND BIRTHDAY DRAWINGS WILL COME I PROMISE

I WAS LITERALLY IN TEARS EARLIER TY SO MUCH MAN VAIN SUCKS SO MUCH HE'S A FUCKING DICK

Some Thought On...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night ???

I've been playing the game recently. Since I've been posting thoughts on Hollow Knight, I might do it with this game as well. Just a heads up.

Sassy Stickmen

There was a point in time that I had a sassy stickman as a character. His name was Sassafras. If I can find him, I shall show you all the Sass.

Me: [breaking through the window] HE WAS BIG AND STRONG, IN HIS EYES A FLAMING GLOW

Kid: Dad can I have a bedtime story?

Me: Sure thing.

Me: *puts on music*

Me: There lived a certain man in Russia long ago…

"I can fix him"

"I can make him worse"

Yeah? Well, I can call him blorbo.

Yes, this is horribly, disproportionately, and quickly drawn. Also, yes, I did redraw JT in that same, silly pose again.

Honestly, I can't stop laughing at it. That stupid cupcake is one of my ALL-TIME FAVORITE FNaF characters, and to this day I do not know why.

Just, [sLAPS KNEES] CUPCAKE