THIS IS KIND OF LATE, BUT I WANT TO CALL OUT @thedarkdruid FOR WISHING MY ASSHOLE OF A DEMON OC A HAPPY

*sniffs you* *sniffs you* *sniffs you* *sniffs you* *sniffs you* *sniffs you* *sniffs you* *sniffs y

colorful bath bomb my beloved

babey babey babey

It is 2:00 in the morning, and my cat just STOLE a cracker from me bc she's seen me put the squeezy cheese (something she's OBSESSED with) on them before and wrongfully assumed the crackers just came with the cheese on it

gonna have fuckin' flimsy steve stuck in my head for like 3 days

kicked right in the taint on new year's

somewhere along the way, i bit my tongue

big s/o to @bigbarahonkers who just took 254 dmg in the mtg game we were playing like a champ

Spaghetti beside you; spaghetti revive you.

Spaghetti's the flavor; spaghetti's your saviour.

Spaghetti with chopsticks.

Chaos. Eat fresh.

Spaghetti in pocket; spaghetti on floor. Spaghetti in my locket; spaghetti on the door.

Things My Friends Say Volume II:

" I would have picked it, had I not been presented a fetus." @rebnobfulroar