Guess What?

Quick! Post the Sidewalk Snatcher Sketch while no one's looking!

As always, tap or click for higher quality.

had fun at the function, gave away so many scooby snacks

@thedarkdruid AND THE TAG OF THE DAY GOES TO

today, i put a roly-poly under my drain plug after moving him to the floor, bc i wanted to take a shower and deal with it later. when i came back to free him from his deemed "bug jail," i noticed he was gone. just straight up disappeared, and all i could say was, "oh, he's an escaped convict!"

it is also worth noting that i have almost completely lost my voice due to a rather nasty cold, and so my little exclamation of surprise sounded more akin to dying squeaks and squawks rather than any actual words.

and it hurt.

somewhere along the way, i bit my tongue

BADGERS IS 20 YEARS OLD

A meme I made A LONG TIME ago. It’s poorly done, but it still made all of my friends laugh. That’s what counts.

I just love how my friends swear I'm a demon.

JT is an actual demon

okay, I know they hear this a lot from me, but I swear @jumbleytumbles isn’t human

• they’re almost impervious to outside weather. they almost exclusively wear pants and a tshirt, maybe a hoodie, regardless of heat or cold. dry heat is their only weakness

• that being said, indoor climates do affect them, if it’s too cold or too hot inside a house or car, they bundle up, remove a layer, or ask to change the temp

• knows a shit ton of video game lore (mainly Skyrim)(has a rival in this area tho, she knows who she is)

• they’ve been referred to as “the spawn of satan” before, according to them

• their dad is weirdly good at starting fires in their fire pit, so maybe the satan thing has more truth to it

• owns six (6) souls that were exchanged for food

• has held a grudge against someone for over 4 years and counting

• while both of us were in a park looking for Cool Sticks, they find a desirable one, proceeds to pull a fucking fallen BRANCH from the brush and SNAPS a decent, staff-sized stick from it

• has an extremely evil demon OC that I occasionally see reflected in their personality. doesn’t seem too odd until I think of their idea that involves said OC tearing a little girl’s heart out

long story short, I don’t plan on angering them ever (you’ll never get my soul tho, JT)

oh to be a strange magician with a magic hat and a flying panther

It is 2:00 in the morning, and my cat just STOLE a cracker from me bc she's seen me put the squeezy cheese (something she's OBSESSED with) on them before and wrongfully assumed the crackers just came with the cheese on it