Quick! Post The Sidewalk Snatcher Sketch While No One's Looking!

are you telling me that the legendary dragons are fucking motorcycles?

god hates me for my t-boy swag (i dropped my perler beads on the ground)

And THIS motherfucker is Henry

It's my dog's birthday today! He's eleven now! I will post pictures when he decides to let me.

You're also amazing!!

Thanks! And you too, anon!

A Question

Is anyone else having issues with Tumblr not saving likes (or hearts or whatever it's called)? For example, seeing a post, liking it, and later when you check your likes it's not there. That's the issue I have been having for three days, and I am just /a tiny bit/ annoyed.

Fuck it. Time for fish brick.

women want me.

fish fear me.

sirens are after me. help --

C R A B 🦀 🦀 🦀 :D

Much like Icarus had flown too close to the sun, I have sat too close to the space heater

incorrect. skin hard.

WTF CRABS DON'T HAVE SKIN

fucked up if true