This Is What Will Happen If You Let Them Share A Bed

★ yui ★ - original post

confessional 

【Black Shinsu is raining】

【神之水の雨】

⚠️#509

I literally love Dokja and Joonghyuk's ship dynamic. It's so funny. They're so whipped for each other and yet on the outside they're like blank faces, murderous looks, rude to each other, insults the other every two seconds -

Can y'all imagine a professor au where the entire student body is just convinced these two are bitter enemies, only to realize in the end that they've been married for 20 years?

They didn't take each other's last name. The confusion is understandable. And the students are in disbelief even after they realize, so it's like:

Student: Professor Kim, I thought you hated him?

Dokja, with an absolute straight face: oh I do, feel free to tell that sunfish bastard that I'm going to smother him in his sleep tonight for the insurance payoff

Another Student: Professor Yoo, what do you really think of Professor Kim?

Joonghyuk, squinting down at his marking that he's completing in the university cafe: he's a sewer rat and I haven't known a second of peace since I met him 23 years ago

Kim Dokja: [wandering past on his way to the counter, absently giving Joonghyuk a kiss on the back of the head without looking away from his phone]

Joonghyuk, blank faced: Disgusting

Dokja halfway across the room: [flips Joonghyuk off over his shoulder]

For Neko Khun November- catnip

#BIG MOOD

Anyways, any new people from Twitter, welcome!

Tumblr’s kinda similar in a buncha ways (Tweet = Post, Retweet and Quote Tweet = Reblog), but here’s a short little summary of things that work differently and might help yall to know:

Optional: Go to your Settings, go to Dashboard, and remove “Best Things First”. This is a very recent attempt by Tumblr to include a form of “Likes” based algorythm. It’s somewhat primitive, and makes it very hard for most posts to get any visibility, so it’s highly recommended to just turn it off. If you do, all posts on your dash will be seen in chronological order instead.

Tags work in a similar way to Twitter, except you now add them at the very bottom of a post! They’re smaller and greyed out, so they’re much less intrusive, and you can add in up to 20 tags per post. The first 5 tags are the ones most likely to show up on searches, so keep that in mind when posting!

Tags are more than just a hashtag system! Because you can write spaces and full sentences in them, people will use them a lot to add uninntrusive comments on reblogs. See, direct comments on reblogs will stick under the original post for any chain of reblogs that originates from yours, and might detract from the original post. Only include comments there if there’s something you think is important to point out of discuss about the original post (and please try keep civil)

REBLOG!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, REBLOG! Tumblr doesn’t work like Twitter. There’s no algorythm here to spoonfeed you the most popular posts based on likes. Things on tumblr only move via two ways: By tags, and especially by reblogs. Always try to reblog posts you like, so they can actually be seen! Likes are nice but don’t actually do anything for visibility! (and no, “Best Things First” doesn’t help expand beyond the people and tags you are already following)

Curate your experience! Blocking is always an option, and because there’s so many possible tags that can be added on a post, it’s much easier to blacklist more specific tags for yourself (For example, blacklisting #gore or #eyestrain). DONT CENSOR WORDS IN TAGS! Stuff like “k!ll” and “s*icide mention” doesn’t screw with “The Algorythm”, because there is none! The only thing it does is make it impossible for people to avoid the tags they’ve blacklisted!

Posts can be as long as you want! Tumblr will automatically “hide” part of a post after a certain point under a “See More” button to prevent cluttering people’s dash (It might’ve even done it for this very post). Just by clicking on it, people will instantly be able to see the full unchanged post, which is very handy!

Anyone’s free to continue adding to this!

My favourites:

Steel Skies (15k words)

Fandom: Tower of God

Pairing: KhunBam

Tags: floor fic, relationship study, unhealthy relationship

Toy Soldier, Paper Angel (18k words)

Fandom: Tower of God

Pairing: Hatzkhun

Tags: Toyko Ghoul au, heavy angst, existentialism

Prince Evergreen (14k words)

Fandom: Tower of God

Pairings: Hatzkhun, Khunbam

Tags: Kitsune Khun, yokai au, arranged marriage, existential angst

Burn Heaven and Hell (29k words)

Fandom: Given

Pairing: Akihiko x Ugetsu

Tags: Relationship study, unhealthy relationships, missing scenes

🐟Feeding his dumpling🦑

almost forgot to finish this for a third year in a row whoops