After Running A Thousand Errands, Working Hours Of Overtime, And Being Stuck In Seemingly Endless Gridlock

What if I put bees in your blood what then huh smart guy?

average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

I’m not chronically online, I’m chronically on tumblr

TIME IS NOW

LIVE IS HERE

MINECRAFT IS LIVE

shine normal like a plain rock

earlier today one of my friends informed me that tornadoes can happen at night and that is SO MUCH SCARIER I never even CONSIDERED they could do that at night- a huge vortex of unfeeling wind killing and destroying with no discretion AND IT CAN HAPPEN IN THE DARK?????? WHILE I'M SLEEPING !!???!!!!!?! FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS

The fact that before today I had no idea what the ides of march was and now I'm confidently explaining it to my entire friend group really sums up the fact that all tumblr users share a single braincell... and the braincell says STAB

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...ok so I'm blaming @crazygnomenclature entirely for putting this in my head this morning.

Well, Fran??

WELL????