TIME IS NOW

Exuse me? This figurine you sold me that you said was in mint condition? Yeah I ate it and it tasted nothing like mint. I want a refund on my $300 and I need you to pay for my hospital bill.

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

.imagine if kris as aroace and we are aroace and we find this out about eachother and have a moment of solidarity then it's back to kris shoving us (the red soul we inhabit) in a cage or something. anyways

maybe it would be cool to like- post something on tumblr, instead of stealing other people's humor via reblogging

well then, hello tumblr

this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

Happy TDOV ^^

This just in, according to trump, EVERYONES a woman

(for context, he defined what a female and male is and specifically used "at conception" language and.. at conception, everyone is female. And ofc according to trump woman = female)

Can't believe there has never been a male president ever in this cuntry

laundry, dishes, dog walks, taxes, eating, sleeping, breathing, dusting, calling your mom, going to work, washing the car and watering the plants all has to be done over and over and over again so why would finding happiness be any different