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being mutuals isnt enough. i need to be able to invite them over for the movies i think they would like.

I love y’all, have some Aristophanes fragments and commentary

it’s twosday! here’s a sollux doodle :]

Tumblrs new marketing scheme is crazy I literally feel nauseous watching tiktoks too much light too sound much flashing clickbait help help help help

But reading posts on here is safe :)

Martin Blackwood after getting insulted by Jonathan Sims for the 1637573846th time that week

guy looking up "i think i like men" on his phone immediately after losing a fight with another man

oh no the horrors are back [<- horrors had never left or ceased]

poor truman. anytime he tells a story at a party hes always just met with smiles and "we know"s

me personally im preeeetty sure an intimate deliberate but reluctant act of violence is just another way of professing your love like hear me out there’s something romantic about gently stabbing ur not-lover and staring in their eyes as like ten million emotions flick through them like an old projector betraying their thoughts and you can’t look away because it’s them, their eyes and even when it’s fleeting looks of betrayal and anger it’s so beautiful coming from them and you cant imagine holding anyone else this close as the blood starts to soak through their shirt and practically through yours too you can’t imagine listening so closely to anyone else’s breath hitch with pain like theirs is and maybe you never even wanted it to come to this in the first place even if you used to swear to yourself you did but for some reason or another it has to happen and if it has to happen you have to be the one to do it because no one else deserves to

anyways do u guys want anything from the store im picking up salami

god I’m fucking begging I would give anything for this

they should bring back kieran valentine for g3 only because i want draculaura to dunk on him all the time like wlw/mlm solidarity shit. i want them to include all of valentine’s old backstory (including the accent and the womanizing) except explicitly call him gay after his redemption arc and make spelldon real. it would be so funny come on guys

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