Poor Truman. Anytime He Tells A Story At A Party Hes Always Just Met With Smiles And "we Know"s

Update I’ve seen it 4 times since I posted that 30 seconds ago. this is it for me

One of my mutuals reposted the same post so many times I’ve been scrolling for 5 minutes and in between random shit it keeps popping up I’m losing my mind. if I have to see howls pooping butthole one more time idk what I’ll do but I’ll do it with tenacity

We built this website We built this website on home and stuck Anyways vote Vriska

zommy doodles :))) thinking abt him

"old friends" is an underrated relationship dynamic because it's such an innocent boring sounding term for what is usually some of the wildest shit imaginable. it's always like 'oh yeah we go way back, we have history' and then you find out that history includes sex, drugs, murder, divorce, war crimes and The Incident

==> You feel strangely compelled to vote for the spider woman.

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Congratulations to vriska for proving herself the ultimate tumblrwoman by being so hated that people voted for “oh god not vriska. Literally anything but vriska. I dont care who it is” en masse

god I’m fucking begging I would give anything for this

they should bring back kieran valentine for g3 only because i want draculaura to dunk on him all the time like wlw/mlm solidarity shit. i want them to include all of valentine’s old backstory (including the accent and the womanizing) except explicitly call him gay after his redemption arc and make spelldon real. it would be so funny come on guys

make that 8. im giving in

One of my mutuals reposted the same post so many times I’ve been scrolling for 5 minutes and in between random shit it keeps popping up I’m losing my mind. if I have to see howls pooping butthole one more time idk what I’ll do but I’ll do it with tenacity

So ‘Sisyphus’ was trending on Twitter and it was just Classics jokes!