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headshot portraits of Victor and Eli

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

Hi guys! I don’t remember posting this. Locking my doors tonight

Please leave that door that doesn’t quite shut right unfixed I would get so cold at night if it weren’t for you

I have a pet axolotl in minecraft and he is brown and I named him poop I will show pics later but this is a formal introduction bc he deserves it

he might be doomed to die tragically but he's got great tits

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being mutuals isnt enough. i need to be able to invite them over for the movies i think they would like.

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

Those who understand understand.

Tumblrs new marketing scheme is crazy I literally feel nauseous watching tiktoks too much light too sound much flashing clickbait help help help help

But reading posts on here is safe :)