I Have A Pet Axolotl In Minecraft And He Is Brown And I Named Him Poop I Will Show Pics Later But This

"jerma either looks like a greek adonis or a decrepit drauger even in the same stream"

"old friends" is an underrated relationship dynamic because it's such an innocent boring sounding term for what is usually some of the wildest shit imaginable. it's always like 'oh yeah we go way back, we have history' and then you find out that history includes sex, drugs, murder, divorce, war crimes and The Incident

he might be doomed to die tragically but he's got great tits

Gold filigree diadem, Greek/Hellenistic, circa 300

from Leclere Auctions

i will never be freed

help

I'm back in the fucking building again-

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

Hi guys! I don’t remember posting this. Locking my doors tonight

Please leave that door that doesn’t quite shut right unfixed I would get so cold at night if it weren’t for you

was doodling and accidentally created her and now i physically cant draw anything else lest she become crowded. i love her