I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????
❗️GAME TIP❗️you can take your autistic girlfriend to the aquarium to stare at fish🐟🐠
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Am I? 🥺
as is tradition, happy pride from everyone's favorite transgender video game couple!!!
Praying for all trans girls in Florida <3 (and all over the world but JESUS fuck Florida..)
property owner? in this economy?
ohhh you mean you own a trans girl okay that makes sense
Nyeheheheheh, true >:3
I know stereotypes are bad, but let’s be honest—every trans girl has a vibe. So tell me, which one are you?
A cute hacker girl fueled exclusively by energy drinks – You type at lightning speed, have a questionable sleep schedule, and may or may not be a digital cryptid. Bonus points if you can do eyeliner so sharp it doubles as a weapon.
A literal cat/dog (kitten/puppy also valid options) – You either radiate smug feline energy or are the human embodiment of "wagging tail, big eyes, head pats please." No in-between.
Target mom – You have opinions on scented candles, will absolutely offer to buy your friends snacks, and could run a household with military efficiency if you weren’t so busy being cute.
Three communist manifestos in a trench coat trying to add others to their cause – You own at least one tattered copy of The Communist Manifesto, believe transition should be free, and could (and would) unionize a girl’s night out.
Teenage witch – You collect shiny rocks, you’ve considered hexing a TERF, and your idea of self-care involves moon water and aggressively manifesting a hotter body.
OH NO A LITERAL GOBLIN! – You hoard shinies, giggle mischievously, and the concept of “pretty girl” and “chaotic gremlin” are one and the same to you.
A vampire with an addiction to fluffy things – Yes, you are the night. But also, you need a soft blanket, thigh-high socks, and a collection of plushies to survive.
A faerie who steals genders and scrambles eggs – You don’t just crack eggs; you turn them into omelets. Gender is yours to redistribute. Watch out, because if you so much as look at someone, they might start questioning things.
A 1950s housewife but horny and super progressive – You bake, you’re adorable, and you’re absolutely calling someone “darling” while making them question their sexuality.
Goth was never just a phase, it’s a lifestyle – Your wardrobe is mostly black, your eyeliner could kill a man, and you’ve perfected the balance between spooky and sapphic.
Goth but discovering the color brown (steampunk) – You have very strong opinions on corsets, pocket watches, and the intersection of sapphic romance and gears.
Cottagecore is my goal in life – You dream of a cozy cottage in the woods where you and your cute wife bake bread, tend to your garden, and forget what capitalism is.
I choose you, random fetish! – You didn’t mean to be this way, but here you are. Your interests are niche, intense, and probably make people blush when you explain them.
So, which one (or ones) are you? Or are you something even gayer?
Nya nya :3
picrew chain time!! make yourself a cheeky little icon using this picrew, reblog & tag ur pals!! to start us off: @lightyaoigami @lightyakami @deelavis @dreamfilleddonuts @catboymettaton @vorareromantic @queer-omens-in-the-archives
Don't step back a single inch.
Also: omg trans cattos just like meeeeeeee
In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.
P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3
EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings
EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.
I’m sweet, squishy, and kinda hot. Also I make real bad puns and am very autistic.
I have accidentally become lesbian bait.
I knew you'd reblog this
that guy who was really focused on being considerate at all times is now a puppygirl who will bark for anyone if they ask her to.
Naw, slutty lil mutt. Too bad I'm not up for that, but I'm sure you'll find someone who can help you <3
Awww, lil pup wants some asks, wants attention? What an adorable little pup in need, it deserves sooo much attention and care <3 *pat pat* Will puppy feel good from cuddles and kissies though? Or does its slutty mind crave other things?
Rurururfff rufff arururf yyeshsh cuddlezz an kisses are good ^w^ buttt yeaggg am maybe able a little bit a slut right now arururrfff rufff heheheee >W<
She/her | 22 | Silly bean | No sexting! | I post and reblog horny stuff, because I'm just that gay, therefore, for keeping decency, please, minors, look away!
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