loving mommy patting your head with her soft hand
>be me
>go shopping dressed like this
>also wear face mask because sick
>find moldy tomatoes and tell store clerk
>get misgendered.
As a dom fem who has a subby, car-fixing, kinda butch girlfriend, FUCK YES!
Yeah yeah subby femme x dommy butch, that’s fun and all.
But where’s my subby butch x dommy femme? Where’s my butches who wear chokers “because they look cool” but in reality it’s proof that the femme owns them? Where’s the femmes who are half the size of the butch but super possessive? Where’s the femme who orders for the butch? Who makes the butch blush in front of their biker gang? Reblog and I’ll make this a story
Well fucks? Get to it!
Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared
bi slut pigeon
Hemlo :3
god autistic girls are so cute
How did I not hear about this
SCARY INMATE: welcome to the warriors prison what are you in for?
ME: flowing water, still rock. a sunlit meadow and a gentle breeze
GRUFF INMATE: she's one o' them poets! get 'er, lads!
[I swiftly dispatch them with a flurry of blows]
ME: even a delicate rose has thorns..
Being fanart with mama!
mother……
in the psyched ward. straight up "getting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My eepy meepy
She/her | 22 | Silly bean | No sexting! | I post and reblog horny stuff, because I'm just that gay, therefore, for keeping decency, please, minors, look away!
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