Kermit For Pope

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

personally I think when cis people say weird shit that implies queer sex is worse or less loving than cishet sex we should be able to bitch about it, but ig that’s too radical for the be gay do crime site 🤪

:0 belly rubs? And good girl, me?! *purrrrr* x3

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

It do actually be like that.

It really do be like that.

👆 big brain thinking right there

Hey. You. Horny trans person on the internet.

You're given the option between these two superpowers.

i'm listening to gathering moss, by robin wall kimmerer, and she is talking about a very odd job she was consigned to do, where an eccentric millionaire recuited her to consult on a "habitat restoration". when she arrives, the job they actually want her to do is to tell them how to plant mosses on the rocks in his garden. he wants it to look like a specific, beautiful wild cliff in the woods nearby, with centuries-old beds of moss growing thick and strong. she tells him it is impossible. such a thing would take decades to accomplish.

later, she is called back to look at the progress of the moss garden and is amazed by the thick, well-established mosses. how did they do it? she asks.

then they take her out to the woods and show her that they have been blasting huge chunks of rock out of the cliff, packaging them in burlap, and moving them to the owner's garden.

Honorary Lesbian Shen

Honorary Lesbian Shen

How dare there aren't an cute girls cuddling with me in my bed rn, playing with my sensitive body, kissing me, squishing all the right spots..

This is utterly criminal. Transphobic even.

Crackah

intersex egg cracker guy again. just cracked another one. it really is that easy

SCARY INMATE: welcome to the warriors prison what are you in for?

ME: flowing water, still rock. a sunlit meadow and a gentle breeze

GRUFF INMATE: she's one o' them poets! get 'er, lads!

[I swiftly dispatch them with a flurry of blows]

ME: even a delicate rose has thorns..