Pls Pls Pls Pls Pls!!! I Need MOAR

If you gonna lay on bed shirtless with your arms and back exposed you should've known you would be bitten. I can't deal with exposed skin, darling.

👆 big brain thinking right there

Hey. You. Horny trans person on the internet.

You're given the option between these two superpowers.

in the psyched ward. straight up "getting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My eepy meepy

💚

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

The likeerrrrrrrrrrr :3

- @eightbrokenglass

I'm a simple girl. I see depraved submissive hornyposts, I like

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

@practicalkim which one am I? :<

I know stereotypes are bad, but let’s be honest—every trans girl has a vibe. So tell me, which one are you?

A cute hacker girl fueled exclusively by energy drinks – You type at lightning speed, have a questionable sleep schedule, and may or may not be a digital cryptid. Bonus points if you can do eyeliner so sharp it doubles as a weapon.

A literal cat/dog (kitten/puppy also valid options) – You either radiate smug feline energy or are the human embodiment of "wagging tail, big eyes, head pats please." No in-between.

Target mom – You have opinions on scented candles, will absolutely offer to buy your friends snacks, and could run a household with military efficiency if you weren’t so busy being cute.

Three communist manifestos in a trench coat trying to add others to their cause – You own at least one tattered copy of The Communist Manifesto, believe transition should be free, and could (and would) unionize a girl’s night out.

Teenage witch – You collect shiny rocks, you’ve considered hexing a TERF, and your idea of self-care involves moon water and aggressively manifesting a hotter body.

OH NO A LITERAL GOBLIN! – You hoard shinies, giggle mischievously, and the concept of “pretty girl” and “chaotic gremlin” are one and the same to you.

A vampire with an addiction to fluffy things – Yes, you are the night. But also, you need a soft blanket, thigh-high socks, and a collection of plushies to survive.

A faerie who steals genders and scrambles eggs – You don’t just crack eggs; you turn them into omelets. Gender is yours to redistribute. Watch out, because if you so much as look at someone, they might start questioning things.

A 1950s housewife but horny and super progressive – You bake, you’re adorable, and you’re absolutely calling someone “darling” while making them question their sexuality.

Goth was never just a phase, it’s a lifestyle – Your wardrobe is mostly black, your eyeliner could kill a man, and you’ve perfected the balance between spooky and sapphic.

Goth but discovering the color brown (steampunk) – You have very strong opinions on corsets, pocket watches, and the intersection of sapphic romance and gears.

Cottagecore is my goal in life – You dream of a cozy cottage in the woods where you and your cute wife bake bread, tend to your garden, and forget what capitalism is.

I choose you, random fetish! – You didn’t mean to be this way, but here you are. Your interests are niche, intense, and probably make people blush when you explain them.

So, which one (or ones) are you? Or are you something even gayer?

Nyaaaaa x3

More pretty dogs on display like a doll?

kinda sorta :3

good puppy on display!!!

call my girlfriend a non-newtonian fluid the way she gets hard when i hit her and melts when i touch her softly

personally I think when cis people say weird shit that implies queer sex is worse or less loving than cishet sex we should be able to bitch about it, but ig that’s too radical for the be gay do crime site 🤪