The Vast Mentioned Certified Tma Post You Will Be Hearing From Mike Crew Any Day Now

it came to me in a moment of clarity

idk how to finish this but i couldn't stop thinking about it

i need to start rabies posting again. you people are too complacent. does no one fear the foaming madness anymore?? you're all so dehydrated you wouldn't even notice the hydrophobia. you haven't seen a glass of water in a month you're all living off dr. pepper and cigarette

I’ve just tried digital art for the first time, I think it turned out nice enough.

“It was a small, unremarkable door, painted dark yellow, with a matte-black handle. And it wasn’t there before…It was lit by electric lamps attached to the walls every ten feet or so, and the walls were papered over in a swirling green pattern. Running down the middle of the faded yellow carpet was a rug, black and thick, that disappeared off as the path very gradually curved to the left.”

Dylan Anderson I see your monster pig and I raise you three pigs that KNOW you are holding a large quantity of ice cream

All three pretended to be asleep and then cornered me as soon as I got past their fence

Truly diabolical creatures

Great news I’m making my sister listen to the Magnus archives (she agreed to the murder board too 🥰)

this guy from the tubi ad all over tumblr right now is an avatar of the flesh!

DOES TIM DIE?? I JUST REALISED YOU DONT HEAR ABOUT HIM MUCH AND I WAS TOLD THAT EP #120 IS BIG AND SOMETHING HAPPENS TO SOMEONE??? IS HE GONNA DIE??? IM SCARED

If I was an avatar of the Flesh I would simply use my horrifying, body warping abilities to speedrun my transition. RIP to Jared Hopworth but I’m different.

"what even happens in the magnus archives" Everything Happens In The Magnus Archives. it's all in there. you name something that is in any way scary or unpleasant and it's in there somewhere. if you have a niche phobia or recurring nightmare of any kind, no matter how obscure you may believe it to be, then one day you are going to queue up an episode and listen to the intro music play and then they'll read out the title "episode 42069, catching you in 4k" and recite your own personal worst fear Directly into your ear canals, in exactly the words you would use to describe it. the sixth episode is about exploding worm sex that kills you. and then there are 194 more episodes after that.