Dylan Anderson I See Your Monster Pig And I Raise You Three Pigs That KNOW You Are Holding A Large Quantity

Dylan Anderson I see your monster pig and I raise you three pigs that KNOW you are holding a large quantity of ice cream

All three pretended to be asleep and then cornered me as soon as I got past their fence

Truly diabolical creatures

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Statement of Joe Spooky regarding a rude awakening: I just got woken up by a very loud train horn which sounded exactly like a calliope organ and for a second I thought I was gonna die in the Unknowing


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4 months ago

Well you see Joe Spooky has witnessed many sinister happenings…

I wonder how freaky you have to be to be somebody like @joespookysstatements

10 months ago
joespookysstatements - Statement Of Joe Spooky

it came to me in a moment of clarity

I’ve Just Tried Digital Art For The First Time, I Think It Turned Out Nice Enough.

I’ve just tried digital art for the first time, I think it turned out nice enough.

“It was a small, unremarkable door, painted dark yellow, with a matte-black handle. And it wasn’t there before…It was lit by electric lamps attached to the walls every ten feet or so, and the walls were papered over in a swirling green pattern. Running down the middle of the faded yellow carpet was a rug, black and thick, that disappeared off as the path very gradually curved to the left.”


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4 months ago

The vast mentioned certified tma post you will be hearing from mike crew any day now

psychology, as written by me and @leastparanoidandroid

anxiety the Vibes

depression the Void

adhd the Vortex

executive dysfunction the Vast

depersonalization/derealization the Vacancy

autistic masking the Veil

intrusive/obsessive thoughts the Vacillation

sensory overload the Very

(yes, we have more, including the Viscera, the Vituperative, the Vice, the Vicissitude, the Vertigo, the Valley, and the Verisimilitude)

2 years ago

I literally joined tumblr just to say this

Elias Bouchard more like Elias Douche-ard

Avatar of the corruption

i have a confession to make.

i used to give people lice on purpose.

to everyone who had the misfortune of being my elementary school peer: i’m sorry, it was me.


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UR SO RIGHT FOR THIS NOT ONLY IS IT TRUE BUT IT COMBINES MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS BOWIE AND THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES SO I TRIED TO DRAW IT

UR SO RIGHT FOR THIS NOT ONLY IS IT TRUE BUT IT COMBINES MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS BOWIE AND THE MAGNUS
UR SO RIGHT FOR THIS NOT ONLY IS IT TRUE BUT IT COMBINES MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS BOWIE AND THE MAGNUS
UR SO RIGHT FOR THIS NOT ONLY IS IT TRUE BUT IT COMBINES MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS BOWIE AND THE MAGNUS

Just got into The Magnus Archives and is it just me or does The Distortion (Michael) have absofuckinglutely MASSIVE David Bowie vibes.

Like I picture him wearing stuff like this:

Just Got Into The Magnus Archives And Is It Just Me Or Does The Distortion (Michael) Have Absofuckinglutely
Just Got Into The Magnus Archives And Is It Just Me Or Does The Distortion (Michael) Have Absofuckinglutely

(^^^ESPECIALLY that one I mean look at the pattern.)

Just Got Into The Magnus Archives And Is It Just Me Or Does The Distortion (Michael) Have Absofuckinglutely

(^ Maybe not quite so wide but again, the pattern!)

Just Got Into The Magnus Archives And Is It Just Me Or Does The Distortion (Michael) Have Absofuckinglutely

LIKE?????

Not to mention all the possible Labyrinth references!


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2 years ago
joespookysstatements - Statement Of Joe Spooky

idk how to finish this but i couldn't stop thinking about it

Idk How To Finish This But I Couldn't Stop Thinking About It

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I’m just here to talk about the Magnus ArchivesHe/Him

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